Rar!ϐs #t Dxx.~[B0 Matru.Ki.Bijlee.Ka.Mandola..srt5<1 00:04:34,916 --> 00:04:40,513 10 min plus tt... 2 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:50,490 'Jour sans alcool. La liqueur ne se vendra pas aujourd'hui' 3 00:04:51,366 --> 00:04:53,459 Je demande poliment. 4 00:04:54,703 --> 00:04:58,503 Just hand over two bottles of Gulabbo. 5 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:02,308 Today's a dry day! 6 00:05:03,778 --> 00:05:05,473 lt's Friday. 7 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:08,745 Who are you? 8 00:05:11,252 --> 00:05:12,742 Saturday... 9 00:05:13,622 --> 00:05:16,750 l'm Saturday... you jerk, open the store! 10 00:05:16,992 --> 00:05:20,484 And you think l'm Wednesday? 11 00:05:20,562 --> 00:05:21,927 Now, get lost! 12 00:05:28,003 --> 00:05:29,470 Hello... 13 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:34,673 There's no reason to get angry, brother. 14 00:05:35,477 --> 00:05:37,672 l asked... you refused... 15 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:39,270 That's it! 16 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:43,442 You are right... 17 00:05:43,818 --> 00:05:45,615 100% 18 00:05:46,421 --> 00:05:49,913 ln fact, today is a dry day. 19 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:01,057 Here, take this thousand rupees... 20 00:06:01,302 --> 00:06:03,668 give us one bottle, if not two. 21 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,865 As you wish! 22 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:08,275 Get lost, you drunk morons! 23 00:06:09,778 --> 00:06:10,870 Howzzat! 24 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,877 Last time both of you brawled with the truckers... 25 00:06:13,948 --> 00:06:16,439 you destroyed bottles worth a 1000 bucks! 26 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:20,278 This old owner had his license revoked. 27 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,323 l'm the new owner... 28 00:06:24,492 --> 00:06:29,555 forget the booze, l won't even sell my piss to you! 29 00:06:56,758 --> 00:07:02,390 MATRU Kl BlJLEE KA MANDOLA 30 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,016 Matru... 31 00:07:57,619 --> 00:08:00,452 Why did your dad take a loan from me? 32 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,820 Not my dad, my grandpa did. 33 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,256 For my education. 34 00:08:04,325 --> 00:08:06,259 - How much? - 150,000. 35 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:11,821 That would have fetched me 36,500 bottles of Gulabbo! 36 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,836 lf you wanted to become a servant... 37 00:08:15,904 --> 00:08:17,769 why did you study law? 38 00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:19,940 Just to blow up my money?! 39 00:08:20,942 --> 00:08:22,967 To punish you. 40 00:08:23,912 --> 00:08:25,812 Why? Am l a thief? 41 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:28,849 No... 42 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,383 You're the Prince of thieves! 43 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:38,420 Fellow farmers of Mandola village! 44 00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:41,426 l know the injustice you suffer. 45 00:08:42,764 --> 00:08:44,994 l share your pain. 46 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:48,764 Land owners are being forced to turn into labourers... 47 00:08:49,437 --> 00:08:53,806 so that a car factory can replace your farm land. 48 00:08:54,843 --> 00:08:57,311 Ever since the factory was proposed... 49 00:08:57,378 --> 00:09:00,438 there are no seeds or fertilizers in the market. 50 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:08,754 And the electricity supply has been reduced to 1 hour. 51 00:09:10,325 --> 00:09:14,887 lnstead of wheat, we have bank loans swaying in our fields. 52 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:20,699 They want us to get buried under our debts... 53 00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:26,303 and we have no option but to sell our land. 54 00:09:26,841 --> 00:09:30,572 So they can declare it a Special Economic Zone. 55 00:09:31,312 --> 00:09:36,750 We won't let our farm land be turned into concrete jungles! 56 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:46,686 One man alone is the root of this exploitation. 57 00:09:46,761 --> 00:09:47,853 One man... 58 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:50,524 Who is that filthy dog? 59 00:09:51,366 --> 00:09:53,800 Who is that dog? Bloody buffoon! 60 00:09:53,935 --> 00:09:55,800 Speak up! 61 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:02,440 Fear not, l'll fix that son of a gun! 62 00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:05,910 Who is it? 63 00:10:06,614 --> 00:10:08,980 After whom this village is named... 64 00:10:09,684 --> 00:10:10,878 Mandola. 65 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,755 Me?! 66 00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:20,290 We have to claim our right... 67 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:24,855 and if we don't get it, we have to fight for it! 68 00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:27,663 Enemy of the rich. 69 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:30,465 Friend of the farmers. 70 00:10:30,772 --> 00:10:32,034 Mao Tse Tung. 71 00:10:32,473 --> 00:10:34,498 Mao Tse Tung? 72 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,935 From China to Haryana? 73 00:10:39,647 --> 00:10:44,346 Such injustice to my brothers and l'm responsible? 74 00:10:45,053 --> 00:10:47,783 l'd rather die than do such evil! 75 00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:51,656 Granted l'm a scoundrel... 76 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,419 Mandola... idiot... scoundrel. 77 00:10:55,463 --> 00:10:58,728 But why are you behaving like Gandhi's three monkeys? 78 00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:01,026 Why haven't you fought yet? 79 00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:02,433 What can we do?? 80 00:11:02,503 --> 00:11:04,368 Sue me... 81 00:11:04,605 --> 00:11:06,266 file a complaint... 82 00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:07,968 report to the press... 83 00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:12,311 The police is yours, the law is yours... 84 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,848 and the government belongs to your mother! 85 00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:20,779 Then why don't you organize a procession against me? 86 00:11:26,494 --> 00:11:27,620 Revolution! 87 00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:30,323 Lower your bucket 88 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,525 ln the well 89 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:35,427 Claim the water of every well 90 00:11:35,503 --> 00:11:37,733 Lower your bucket in the well 91 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:40,535 Claim the water of every well 92 00:11:40,608 --> 00:11:43,702 You're the owner if you own the soil 93 00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:52,851 He who tills must own the soil 94 00:11:55,089 --> 00:12:02,655 No big shot can force his wishes 95 00:12:02,897 --> 00:12:06,355 lf the sugarcane's mine so are its pieces 96 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:10,268 Out plunderer, Out! Out! 97 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,311 We'll not give the seeds 98 00:13:03,925 --> 00:13:05,916 Yesterday's debt 99 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,984 Won't be paid today 100 00:13:08,596 --> 00:13:13,761 Your arms and sticks will no longer work 101 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:18,795 Your bullying and hectoring will no longer work 102 00:13:18,873 --> 00:13:20,841 Let hammers bang 103 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:24,002 Let sickles clang 104 00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:26,940 Out plunderer, Out! Out! 105 00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:30,716 Keep going! 106 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:35,819 Now l'll enter the mansion through the back door... 107 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:38,688 come out as Mr. Harphool Singh Mandola... 108 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:41,024 and approve all your demands. 109 00:13:41,295 --> 00:13:42,421 Okay? 110 00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:43,657 Okay. 111 00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:45,365 Hold on, Harry... 112 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,400 What happened? 113 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:49,959 Smart boy! 114 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,304 Better? 115 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,498 Much better. 116 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,361 Come closer! 117 00:15:19,894 --> 00:15:21,691 What the hell is happening? 118 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,394 Sir, farmers... from the village. 119 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:27,961 What do they want? 120 00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:31,295 Their land. 121 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,908 Your tyranny 122 00:15:38,412 --> 00:15:40,539 We'll no longer heed 123 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,840 Our protest 124 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,578 We'll no longer cede 125 00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:48,447 Your umbrella we'll hold no longer 126 00:15:48,522 --> 00:15:51,013 Now your feet the sun will smolder 127 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,387 He who digs 128 00:15:58,532 --> 00:16:01,592 Must own the well 129 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,298 Out plunderer, Out! Out! 130 00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:28,885 Run for your lives! 131 00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:53,777 Take that! 132 00:16:57,358 --> 00:17:00,919 Hukum Singh Matru. The gambler of gamblers! 133 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:02,885 Okay boys... 134 00:17:03,831 --> 00:17:04,593 see you. 135 00:17:04,665 --> 00:17:05,825 Hold on... 136 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,794 one more hand. 137 00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:09,665 No way, the monster will awaken any moment. 138 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,705 So what? 139 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,731 Now, his dream factory has been flushed down the pot! 140 00:17:17,611 --> 00:17:21,547 Precisely why he'll wake up and hunt for me. 141 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:24,841 Look at the time... 142 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:29,256 l'd say times are bad. 143 00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:32,690 Run... there is a storm coming. 144 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,030 Good morning, Mr. Mandola. 145 00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:52,979 So, have l hired you to gamble? 146 00:17:54,315 --> 00:17:55,612 No, Mr. Mandola. 147 00:17:56,016 --> 00:17:57,711 Then why? 148 00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,417 To drive your car. 149 00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:07,452 There are 50 drivers in the mansion. 150 00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:10,830 Why did l hire you? 151 00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:16,359 To keep you from having more than four drinks! 152 00:18:16,771 --> 00:18:17,703 And? 153 00:18:17,872 --> 00:18:20,466 To control you when you're drunk. 154 00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:22,732 How many drinks did l have last night? 155 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,547 20 last night and 20 night before. 156 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,643 The other 2? 157 00:18:31,752 --> 00:18:34,346 You had those in your sleep. 158 00:18:36,757 --> 00:18:38,918 l led a procession against myself? 159 00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:41,922 Yes, Mr. Mandola. 160 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,925 Did you stop me? 161 00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:01,372 l did try but you said... 162 00:19:01,449 --> 00:19:02,814 'lt's my factory, it's my land... 163 00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,544 so why do you care?' 164 00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:07,720 Then l asked you, what about the 6 billion rupee housing project... 165 00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:11,220 but you replied, 'To hell with the project!' 166 00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:12,758 Then l reminded you... 167 00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:15,728 ...about your daughter's marriage to the Minister's son... 168 00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:16,991 you replied... 169 00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:20,563 'that loser is not worth marrying a village pooch'. 170 00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:22,634 And then l said... 171 00:19:25,573 --> 00:19:27,541 You've said enough. 172 00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:30,401 Pay attention... 173 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,376 l've quit drinking from today. 174 00:19:34,348 --> 00:19:35,246 Why? 175 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:39,684 So that you and the villagers can't take undue advantage of me. 176 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:44,618 Get the car out. 177 00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:47,354 The Mercedes or the Bentley? 178 00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:50,695 Why you...! 179 00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:51,991 Limousine. 180 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:04,436 There's no way you can quit drinking. You bloody buffoon! 181 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:10,409 You're in for a long suffering... 182 00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:14,386 as long as a limousine! 183 00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:31,796 Hello Harry... 184 00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:33,567 Not the answering machine again! 185 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:34,767 Where are you? 186 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,503 Madam Minister has reached. 187 00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:38,441 lnspector, hurry up. 188 00:20:38,512 --> 00:20:39,501 The chopper is here. 189 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,411 Just a minute, brother. 190 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,948 This is the problem with whiskey drinkers... 191 00:20:50,057 --> 00:20:52,855 their breath stinks like a goat's behind the next day. 192 00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:56,321 You walk straight. 193 00:20:56,397 --> 00:20:57,523 l'm walking straight! 194 00:20:57,598 --> 00:20:58,997 Stop acting like kids! 195 00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:00,525 Here... 196 00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:02,627 have some mint. 197 00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:08,373 And drink only as much as you can handle. 198 00:21:11,779 --> 00:21:14,009 Whiskey might give you a hangover... 199 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:17,341 but you don't throw up like these wine drinkers! 200 00:21:45,746 --> 00:21:47,008 What's wrong with them? 201 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,346 Food poisoning, madam. 202 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:51,076 What? 203 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,842 Remove the handkerchief. 204 00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:57,549 Food poisoning. 205 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,658 What? 206 00:21:58,826 --> 00:22:00,555 Look at me when you talk. 207 00:22:22,616 --> 00:22:26,382 How can you do this to yourself, Mr. Mandola? 208 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,318 Three years of hard work down the drain. 209 00:22:30,858 --> 00:22:32,849 All the farmers had agreed. 210 00:22:32,993 --> 00:22:35,826 Clearance by the environment ministry, approval by the standing committee... 211 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,693 everything was in place. 212 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,434 l... l don't understand this. 213 00:22:42,369 --> 00:22:43,961 The farmers would have signed the agreement... 214 00:22:44,038 --> 00:22:45,767 our children would have gotten married... 215 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,933 and we would have begun work on your factory. 216 00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:51,778 And who is this Mao Tse Tung? 217 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,973 Whoever he is, we'll arrest him soon. 218 00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:58,647 The police is investigating, madam. 219 00:22:58,952 --> 00:23:03,446 Your police is throwing up on the streets, drunk out of their wits! 220 00:23:06,026 --> 00:23:08,790 The last thing l want in my state is the Naxalite movement. 221 00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:09,829 Got it? 222 00:23:17,905 --> 00:23:19,736 What is this? 223 00:23:20,574 --> 00:23:22,405 Wheat fields, madam. 224 00:23:22,676 --> 00:23:25,543 And you think l can see fields of eggs? Blind am l? 225 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,539 Your report states that... 226 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,875 these fields are barren. 227 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,583 They were barren for the past three years, madam. 228 00:23:33,654 --> 00:23:35,315 But, this year... 229 00:23:35,756 --> 00:23:36,780 What happened this year? 230 00:23:36,857 --> 00:23:38,415 lt rained... 231 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,425 on time. 232 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,361 Peace. 233 00:23:44,498 --> 00:23:50,061 Declaring this land as Special Economic Zone is political suicide. 234 00:23:50,437 --> 00:23:51,699 Mom... 235 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:54,774 why don't we destroy these crops? 236 00:23:55,409 --> 00:23:57,604 There are many ways of doing that. 237 00:23:57,678 --> 00:23:58,804 Right? 238 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,011 So sweet! 239 00:24:09,256 --> 00:24:10,450 What? 240 00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:22,496 lt happened right under your nose and you didn't get a whiff? 241 00:24:23,604 --> 00:24:25,731 Right under the nose are the lips! 242 00:24:26,974 --> 00:24:30,410 Your lips are looking hot, babe. 243 00:24:31,712 --> 00:24:36,012 lf not for the factory, quit drinking for your daughter's sake. 244 00:24:36,617 --> 00:24:39,347 l've quit... from today. 245 00:24:43,924 --> 00:24:45,414 Really! 246 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,889 Swear on my life... 247 00:24:54,768 --> 00:24:56,736 That l can't do. 248 00:24:57,738 --> 00:24:59,968 But you'd gladly have me? 249 00:25:00,941 --> 00:25:02,806 You're delicious. 250 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,743 A small little gift for you. 251 00:25:19,593 --> 00:25:21,857 lf a rat doesn't get caught in the trap the first time... 252 00:25:21,995 --> 00:25:26,432 you have to tempt it with twice as much cheese. 253 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:30,495 We have to double the farmer's compensation. 254 00:25:32,272 --> 00:25:33,534 That means... 255 00:25:34,341 --> 00:25:36,775 you'll lose 150 million rupees. 256 00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:40,474 Sorry, darling. 257 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:38,002 ls she Mandola's daughter? 258 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,431 Yeah... 259 00:26:39,773 --> 00:26:40,933 Bijlee Mandola. 260 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,833 Fix her onto your well... 261 00:26:44,278 --> 00:26:46,974 and your irrigation problems will be solved, for free. 262 00:27:16,877 --> 00:27:17,866 Guruji... 263 00:27:18,712 --> 00:27:19,679 greetings. 264 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,380 How many times have l told you... 265 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,414 not to go swimming in just vest and shorts. 266 00:27:29,489 --> 00:27:32,652 Well then, what should l take off? 267 00:27:33,393 --> 00:27:35,623 The-shorts or the vest? 268 00:27:38,432 --> 00:27:39,490 Bloody 269 00:27:39,566 --> 00:27:40,430 male 270 00:27:40,567 --> 00:27:41,932 chauvinist 271 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:43,736 piggy... 272 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,803 The whole village will be fantasizing about you all night! 273 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,810 You can look... but with love! 274 00:28:02,356 --> 00:28:04,221 This model is named after me... 275 00:28:04,624 --> 00:28:06,421 everything should be perfect. 276 00:28:07,627 --> 00:28:09,424 Or l'll stall the launch. 277 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:11,989 Did you check the gearbox? 278 00:28:12,366 --> 00:28:13,264 Yes, madam. 279 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,300 And the logo? 280 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,362 l'll get it. 281 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:24,777 Let's go! 282 00:28:25,512 --> 00:28:26,536 Where? 283 00:28:26,613 --> 00:28:27,944 You're wanted at the mansion. 284 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,541 Why? 285 00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:32,344 Your deal's being worked out. 286 00:28:33,954 --> 00:28:34,978 What? 287 00:28:35,822 --> 00:28:37,289 Wedding... 288 00:28:38,992 --> 00:28:40,459 Baadal's here? 289 00:28:41,895 --> 00:28:43,863 And he's got a gift for you. 290 00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:47,424 Baadal! 291 00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:50,368 l'm coming! 292 00:28:52,906 --> 00:28:55,397 Baadal! 293 00:28:57,644 --> 00:29:00,272 Baadal! 294 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:02,741 Baadal! 295 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,756 l'm coming... 296 00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:14,884 Baadal... 297 00:29:15,495 --> 00:29:18,430 where are you? 298 00:29:18,498 --> 00:29:22,332 Bijlee! Here l am! 299 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,736 Baadal! 300 00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:35,712 Where are you? 301 00:29:35,882 --> 00:29:38,248 Bijlee! 302 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:41,310 Here l am! 303 00:30:09,783 --> 00:30:10,807 Baadal... 304 00:30:11,451 --> 00:30:12,475 Baadal... 305 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,846 what is this?! 306 00:30:19,726 --> 00:30:21,717 The Zulu tribe from South Africa. 307 00:30:21,795 --> 00:30:22,989 For you my love. 308 00:30:23,663 --> 00:30:24,630 But why? 309 00:30:25,332 --> 00:30:28,597 You told me you love African folk music. 310 00:30:29,736 --> 00:30:30,794 Yeah, but... 311 00:30:31,004 --> 00:30:32,733 what l meant was... 312 00:30:32,806 --> 00:30:35,707 l went to South Africa last month... 313 00:30:35,842 --> 00:30:37,776 to inaugurate our new resort. 314 00:30:37,944 --> 00:30:40,310 l bought them on a 30 year lease... 315 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:44,076 and the best thing is, they have no idea. 316 00:31:04,771 --> 00:31:06,295 l love you, Baadal. 317 00:31:06,373 --> 00:31:08,500 l love you too, Bijlee! 318 00:33:24,344 --> 00:33:25,971 So, you can see a buffalo? 319 00:33:26,746 --> 00:33:27,974 No. 320 00:33:28,648 --> 00:33:30,047 A pink buffalo. 321 00:33:31,284 --> 00:33:32,273 Harry... 322 00:33:32,752 --> 00:33:36,586 it's a typical symptom of Delirium Tremens. 323 00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:38,579 What? 324 00:33:38,658 --> 00:33:43,027 Your mind is chemically dependent on alcohol. 325 00:33:43,963 --> 00:33:47,729 You quit drinking suddenly, and the panic set in. 326 00:33:48,535 --> 00:33:52,596 This condition causes hallucinations... 327 00:33:52,806 --> 00:33:55,798 making you delirious... afraid... 328 00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:59,072 so that you start drinking again. 329 00:34:00,347 --> 00:34:07,014 People imagine seeing bats, hippopotamus, demons, aliens, worms... 330 00:34:08,021 --> 00:34:12,287 You should be happy all you see is a buffalo. 331 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,587 Pink Buffalo. 332 00:34:15,028 --> 00:34:16,393 Gulabbo? 333 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:23,766 Gulabbo is a reflection of your fear. 334 00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,639 You have to face the buffalo. 335 00:34:27,006 --> 00:34:30,498 Next time, grab her by the horns. 336 00:34:31,344 --> 00:34:35,405 At that very moment, Gulabbo will vanish. 337 00:34:35,849 --> 00:34:36,975 Chikoo... 338 00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:38,677 where are you? 339 00:34:39,652 --> 00:34:41,916 Bye Chikoo... l am going to the gym. 340 00:34:42,489 --> 00:34:43,683 Hey Harry! 341 00:34:44,591 --> 00:34:45,751 Look at you dear... 342 00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:47,417 What happened? 343 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:50,356 Nothing... he saw something. 344 00:34:52,332 --> 00:34:53,526 What did you see? 345 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,524 A buffalo. 346 00:34:58,037 --> 00:34:59,766 A pink buffalo. 347 00:35:03,276 --> 00:35:05,267 lt's not funny, doc. 348 00:35:05,945 --> 00:35:07,276 Pink buffalo! 349 00:35:07,347 --> 00:35:08,336 Chinky! 350 00:35:09,215 --> 00:35:10,876 Scrub the floor properly. 351 00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:13,350 l want it spotless. 352 00:35:14,354 --> 00:35:15,252 ls the bathroom clean? 353 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:15,810 Yes, madam. 354 00:35:15,889 --> 00:35:18,983 Get clean sheets from the mansion. 355 00:35:19,259 --> 00:35:20,692 They are cultured people! 356 00:35:22,028 --> 00:35:23,791 Who will remove the cobwebs? 357 00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:26,557 Go get the broom, the long one. 358 00:35:26,633 --> 00:35:27,622 Yes, madam. 359 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:30,794 About time you got rid of cobwebs inside your head too. 360 00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:41,471 What? 361 00:35:43,983 --> 00:35:44,950 Cobwebs... 362 00:35:46,553 --> 00:35:47,577 clean them. 363 00:35:48,788 --> 00:35:50,813 You're looking like a haunted house. 364 00:35:53,726 --> 00:35:56,957 Why can't you ever get straight to the point? 365 00:35:58,598 --> 00:36:00,930 And why don't you brush your teeth at night? 366 00:36:04,437 --> 00:36:07,429 Oh God! You and your sense of humour. 367 00:36:07,974 --> 00:36:09,601 Mulchand. 368 00:36:09,676 --> 00:36:11,803 What's for lunch? 369 00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:14,239 Mincemeat. 370 00:36:17,817 --> 00:36:20,752 Why are you making mincemeat of your life? 371 00:36:24,824 --> 00:36:27,258 You tell me? Why? 372 00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:34,994 Because you suffer from the Meena Kumari complex. 373 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:45,337 Who is Meena Kumari? 374 00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:47,503 The kids of today! 375 00:36:47,881 --> 00:36:50,008 Superstar of yore... tragedy queen... 376 00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:52,408 She was gorgeous. 377 00:36:53,553 --> 00:36:54,611 A poetess... 378 00:36:54,654 --> 00:36:56,849 but she found joy only in sorrow. 379 00:36:58,057 --> 00:37:01,026 Deep down you're a sad soul yourself. 380 00:37:01,294 --> 00:37:02,488 How? 381 00:37:02,729 --> 00:37:06,495 Because you're marrying a moron and you're okay with it. 382 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,966 Shut up. 383 00:37:15,542 --> 00:37:16,907 l genuinely love him. 384 00:37:18,378 --> 00:37:20,005 l've known Baadal since college... 385 00:37:20,747 --> 00:37:21,839 been 5 years now. 386 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,806 l've known you for 20 years now. 387 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,946 Since you were this little. 388 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,286 l used to drop you to school on a moped. 389 00:37:31,824 --> 00:37:32,848 So? 390 00:37:35,328 --> 00:37:36,488 So, l know. 391 00:37:38,731 --> 00:37:39,755 What? 392 00:37:43,002 --> 00:37:44,492 You don't love him. 393 00:37:50,777 --> 00:37:52,768 Ya!! 394 00:37:53,913 --> 00:37:55,346 Because... 395 00:37:55,415 --> 00:37:57,713 l love you! 396 00:37:57,784 --> 00:37:59,752 Marry me! 397 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,287 Marry you? No way! 398 00:38:05,224 --> 00:38:09,422 Baadal has businesses all over the world. 399 00:38:09,862 --> 00:38:12,831 A house in every city. Do you know that? 400 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:15,891 Of course! We've funded all of it. 401 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,761 ls that so? 402 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,473 His mother has been in power for 20 long years. 403 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:24,306 She's been sucking us dry... 404 00:38:24,944 --> 00:38:26,844 and we've been letting her. 405 00:38:27,981 --> 00:38:29,949 ln complete silence. 406 00:38:32,385 --> 00:38:36,651 The farmers love their land like their mother. 407 00:38:38,658 --> 00:38:45,996 And setting up a factory on their land against their wishes... 408 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,325 is not acceptable to my government. 409 00:38:51,404 --> 00:38:54,635 But the land is... barren, madam. 410 00:38:54,907 --> 00:38:58,900 And no farmer has paid any installment of his loan... 411 00:38:59,412 --> 00:39:00,743 in the past three years. 412 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,942 We don't even have electricity! 413 00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:07,715 We were promised 8 hours of electricity... 414 00:39:08,688 --> 00:39:10,519 but we get one hour. 415 00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:13,684 While our crops dry and wither away... 416 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,629 our quota of electricity is used to light up the malls in the cities! 417 00:39:21,367 --> 00:39:24,666 Uncle, we will increase your compensation. 418 00:39:25,538 --> 00:39:28,371 850 was the rate decided earlier... 419 00:39:28,841 --> 00:39:31,537 we'll make it 900. 420 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:37,406 You'll buy it for 900 and sell it to Mandola for 5000! 421 00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:45,589 And he, in turn will sell the apartments at a rate of 18,000! 422 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,462 Okay, you fix the price. 423 00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:53,929 Tell me. 424 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,491 We need to ask. 425 00:39:57,737 --> 00:39:58,761 Whom? 426 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:00,966 Mao. 427 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,313 Oh my! 428 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,043 Who is Mao? 429 00:40:15,321 --> 00:40:17,448 A friend of the farmers. 430 00:40:22,528 --> 00:40:24,860 Are your banks open tomorrow? 431 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:40,908 Why don't you read it aloud? 432 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,777 What does it say? 433 00:40:45,685 --> 00:40:47,084 lt's a bank notice. 434 00:40:48,621 --> 00:40:50,987 We have to repay the loans... 435 00:40:51,023 --> 00:40:52,684 'REPAY WlTHlN THREE DAYS' 436 00:40:52,759 --> 00:40:55,387 or they'll seize our land. 437 00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,626 l warned you that... 438 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:01,329 we should take what we get. 439 00:41:01,601 --> 00:41:04,968 What does Mao have to say now? 440 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:07,029 He's left us nowhere! 441 00:41:07,473 --> 00:41:08,701 We're ruined! 442 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:17,979 Fellow farmers... 443 00:41:18,484 --> 00:41:20,679 Don't lose hope... 444 00:41:21,287 --> 00:41:23,380 We'll fight fire with fire... 445 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:26,552 We'll strike the oppressors with our hammer... 446 00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:28,594 ...and cut them with our sickle! 447 00:41:28,795 --> 00:41:31,764 We'll resolve this at midnight. 448 00:41:32,465 --> 00:41:34,831 The red flag is Mao's symbol... 449 00:41:35,334 --> 00:41:36,562 assemble where you find it. 450 00:41:36,636 --> 00:41:38,729 Your friend, Mao. 451 00:41:46,946 --> 00:41:47,742 Okay... 452 00:41:47,814 --> 00:41:48,838 Knock, knock... 453 00:41:49,782 --> 00:41:50,874 Who's there? 454 00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,510 Repeat. 455 00:41:53,653 --> 00:41:54,642 Repeat who? 456 00:41:54,821 --> 00:41:57,722 Who... who... who... 457 00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:01,321 God! Stop it now, Baadal. 458 00:42:01,761 --> 00:42:03,956 Come on, Bijlee, he's so cute. 459 00:42:04,030 --> 00:42:07,261 Baadal, one more. 460 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,460 Okay... knock, knock. 461 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,618 Hukum Singh! 462 00:43:09,428 --> 00:43:10,326 Mr. Mandola? 463 00:43:10,396 --> 00:43:11,795 Do you see a buffalo behind me? 464 00:43:15,835 --> 00:43:16,859 Yes. 465 00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:19,338 A pink buffalo? 466 00:43:20,606 --> 00:43:22,597 Dark pink, Mr. Mandola. 467 00:43:23,576 --> 00:43:24,975 You've quit drinking. 468 00:43:25,378 --> 00:43:27,573 That's why the damn buffalo's stalking me. 469 00:43:31,417 --> 00:43:32,884 She's coming your way. 470 00:43:33,052 --> 00:43:34,417 The pink buffalo? 471 00:43:35,354 --> 00:43:36,878 The dark pink buffalo. 472 00:43:48,601 --> 00:43:49,898 What's wrong? 473 00:43:52,405 --> 00:43:56,466 Nothing... l thought it's the... 474 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:58,601 What? 475 00:44:02,848 --> 00:44:03,974 Buffalo... 476 00:44:07,386 --> 00:44:08,785 The pink buffalo. 477 00:44:11,390 --> 00:44:13,017 lt's not funny, Harry. 478 00:46:32,264 --> 00:46:34,698 Do l look like a buffalo to you? 479 00:46:34,867 --> 00:46:37,028 When the heart beats like a bull, 480 00:46:37,636 --> 00:46:40,469 every girl looks like a buffalo, my dear. 481 00:46:40,539 --> 00:46:41,631 Girl? 482 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,275 You just called me a girl! 483 00:48:37,590 --> 00:48:39,455 Knock knock! 484 00:48:39,692 --> 00:48:41,557 Who's there? 485 00:48:43,395 --> 00:48:44,453 ldiot! 486 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:47,288 ldiot who? 487 00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:50,661 The idiot who is looking at me. 488 00:48:56,709 --> 00:48:58,370 You're funny! 489 00:48:58,444 --> 00:48:59,433 Uncle, you're so funny! 490 00:48:59,511 --> 00:49:02,708 You've got a funny sense of humour! 491 00:49:02,948 --> 00:49:06,543 How can you spend your life with this moron? 492 00:49:10,689 --> 00:49:13,419 ldiot has no sense of decency. 493 00:49:14,693 --> 00:49:16,285 And you... 494 00:49:16,862 --> 00:49:18,921 you have no sense of drinking! 495 00:49:20,366 --> 00:49:21,924 No more drinks for him. 496 00:49:22,801 --> 00:49:24,666 No more drinks for me. 497 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:27,430 Bijlee... 498 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,672 Lock up all bottles in my cupboard. 499 00:49:30,743 --> 00:49:32,472 Hurry up! 500 00:49:32,544 --> 00:49:33,909 What are you doing, Bijlee? 501 00:49:33,979 --> 00:49:35,708 We've got guests. 502 00:49:35,814 --> 00:49:36,974 Drinks anybody? 503 00:49:37,249 --> 00:49:39,444 Bar is getting closed and the food is laid. 504 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,319 One last, one fast. 505 00:49:41,387 --> 00:49:42,479 Every bottle! 506 00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:44,318 One, one last 507 00:49:44,490 --> 00:49:45,718 Just one more, please... 508 00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:47,019 No! No more. 509 00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:49,522 A small one? 510 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,292 Do you understand English? 511 00:49:55,401 --> 00:49:56,459 Yes, l do... 512 00:49:58,771 --> 00:50:00,033 l don't think so. 513 00:50:02,308 --> 00:50:03,866 No more. 514 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,684 l'll quit drinking day after tomorrow... 515 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:26,759 l'll quit drinking day after tomorrow... 516 00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:29,964 Can you hear me? 517 00:50:32,037 --> 00:50:35,404 Fine, l'll quit from tomorrow. 518 00:50:36,308 --> 00:50:38,071 Give me a bottle of beer... 519 00:50:40,012 --> 00:50:41,411 Bijlee... 520 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:45,911 All the things l did for you... 521 00:50:46,652 --> 00:50:48,415 Dad... 522 00:50:49,855 --> 00:50:52,050 l want to study in Delhi.'' 523 00:50:53,325 --> 00:50:56,692 Sure, apple of my eye. 524 00:50:57,596 --> 00:51:01,965 l want to go to Oxford... London to study... 525 00:51:03,001 --> 00:51:08,303 Darling, l'd even send you to the moon! 526 00:51:11,377 --> 00:51:12,469 You know... 527 00:51:12,544 --> 00:51:15,479 it's because of you that l didn't marry again. 528 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:20,316 And you won't give me two bottles of beer! 529 00:51:22,421 --> 00:51:23,649 Bijlee! 530 00:51:29,428 --> 00:51:31,828 Two bottles of beer, please. 531 00:51:33,599 --> 00:51:34,998 You know... 532 00:51:36,502 --> 00:51:39,733 l kept away from you because of your drinking! 533 00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:44,567 And you didn't marry again because... 534 00:51:45,878 --> 00:51:49,814 after mom passed away, no woman would've put up with you. 535 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,081 Why? 536 00:52:03,529 --> 00:52:04,791 This is why. 537 00:52:06,765 --> 00:52:12,931 Everyone knew that you have two personalities. 538 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,830 One sober... 539 00:52:17,309 --> 00:52:18,674 and the other drunk. 540 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,378 My child... 541 00:52:29,288 --> 00:52:33,622 even if l mention alcohol tomorrow... 542 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:36,790 you can cut off my tongue. 543 00:52:39,665 --> 00:52:41,496 But today... 544 00:52:46,472 --> 00:52:47,734 Okay. 545 00:52:51,977 --> 00:52:53,911 Move your hand away... 546 00:52:54,913 --> 00:52:55,811 What? 547 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,576 There's a lizard... 548 00:52:58,584 --> 00:53:00,575 Dad... 549 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:02,546 Baadal... 550 00:53:03,388 --> 00:53:04,753 don't let dad get away. 551 00:53:17,669 --> 00:53:18,795 Here... 552 00:53:20,439 --> 00:53:21,701 Matru, catch! 553 00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:24,338 After him! 554 00:53:30,349 --> 00:53:33,443 Matru, you bloody buffoon... 555 00:53:33,519 --> 00:53:35,851 Matru, let's go! 556 00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:44,986 Hurry up! 557 00:53:47,866 --> 00:53:51,700 We'll open the bottle, once we are out. 558 00:53:58,644 --> 00:53:59,668 Knock knock... 559 00:54:00,812 --> 00:54:01,779 Who's there? 560 00:54:02,514 --> 00:54:03,606 Mao. 561 00:54:05,350 --> 00:54:07,341 l know where Mao is. 562 00:54:07,886 --> 00:54:10,855 We lost those idiots! 563 00:54:12,024 --> 00:54:14,492 My throat is parched. 564 00:54:14,526 --> 00:54:16,892 You ride, l'll drink. 565 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,987 Stop, l'll ride. 566 00:54:19,031 --> 00:54:20,931 Unless you stop, l can't ride. 567 00:54:20,999 --> 00:54:22,762 Unless you ride, l can't stop. 568 00:54:22,834 --> 00:54:23,801 Stop! 569 00:54:23,869 --> 00:54:24,631 Ride! 570 00:54:24,703 --> 00:54:25,260 Stop... 571 00:54:25,337 --> 00:54:25,860 Ride... 572 00:54:25,904 --> 00:54:26,871 Stop! 573 00:54:49,061 --> 00:54:51,291 You stupid well! 574 00:54:52,364 --> 00:54:54,559 Move out of my sight! 575 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,024 You broke my bottle! 576 00:54:58,704 --> 00:55:00,365 Gulabbo... 577 00:55:01,306 --> 00:55:03,501 Where will l get another at this hour? 578 00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,412 Speak up! 579 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,907 Are you mute? 580 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,344 Stop! 581 00:55:16,722 --> 00:55:18,952 Stop! Have you lost it? 582 00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:27,821 This stupid well blocks my path every day. 583 00:55:28,266 --> 00:55:30,530 He has to move from there. 584 00:55:31,470 --> 00:55:33,301 l'll talk to him. 585 00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,766 Listen carefully, Mr. Well... 586 00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,945 He is talking sense. 587 00:55:42,948 --> 00:55:45,849 Children walk to school, women go to the fields... 588 00:55:45,917 --> 00:55:48,317 anybody could run into you and get hurt. 589 00:55:48,854 --> 00:55:52,881 Because you are in an accident prone area. 590 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:55,786 You have to move out of the way. 591 00:55:57,496 --> 00:55:58,963 Listen, Mr. Well... 592 00:55:59,598 --> 00:56:01,793 your self-respect is in your own hands. 593 00:56:02,267 --> 00:56:09,264 Step aside or l'll drag you out of the village! 594 00:56:12,811 --> 00:56:15,905 Did you hear, you jerk! 595 00:56:18,717 --> 00:56:20,582 He is calling me a jerk! 596 00:56:24,956 --> 00:56:28,756 How dare you called him a jerk? You bloody buffoon! 597 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:31,491 Now he is abusing me! 598 00:56:31,797 --> 00:56:34,288 Let's drag him away! 599 00:56:36,401 --> 00:56:37,698 Where are you taking him? 600 00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:39,293 To the dyers! 601 00:56:39,337 --> 00:56:43,034 The splashing paint will make the water dirty... 602 00:56:43,308 --> 00:56:44,798 and everyone will fall ill. 603 00:56:49,314 --> 00:56:51,305 Near the bullock cart? 604 00:56:54,052 --> 00:56:57,283 Sounds good, let's do it. 605 00:56:57,856 --> 00:56:58,914 Pull... 606 00:56:59,858 --> 00:57:00,882 harder... 607 00:57:00,926 --> 00:57:02,484 with all your energy! 608 00:57:02,894 --> 00:57:03,883 Come on, Harry... 609 00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:04,951 come on! 610 00:57:05,731 --> 00:57:06,823 Come on! 611 00:57:06,932 --> 00:57:09,230 What the-- 612 00:57:09,401 --> 00:57:11,995 Give me a hand and pull! 613 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:20,343 Come on, Matru! 614 00:57:20,946 --> 00:57:22,880 Let's pull it together. 615 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:26,284 Let's pull it! 616 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:29,886 Pull harder... 617 00:57:30,522 --> 00:57:32,649 it's moving... 618 00:57:32,858 --> 00:57:34,416 keep pulling... 619 00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:37,021 Keep pulling... 620 00:57:37,295 --> 00:57:39,024 lt's moving! 621 00:57:39,464 --> 00:57:41,694 Keep pulling... 622 00:57:44,269 --> 00:57:46,829 We're almost there... 623 00:57:46,972 --> 00:57:49,873 We made it. That's enough! 624 00:57:50,408 --> 00:57:52,035 We've made it! 625 00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:01,444 Now that's a job well done! 626 00:58:02,788 --> 00:58:04,255 Matru... 627 00:58:05,323 --> 00:58:06,722 Get some Gulabbo... 628 00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:07,918 From where? 629 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,387 The liquor shop. 630 00:58:10,896 --> 00:58:12,557 No Gulabbo there. 631 00:58:12,998 --> 00:58:14,522 Then where? 632 00:58:18,937 --> 00:58:20,564 ln the aeroplane. 633 00:58:22,007 --> 00:58:23,565 Don't you remember? 634 00:58:23,842 --> 00:58:25,742 We hid a few bottles in it. 635 00:58:26,745 --> 00:58:29,646 Matru, my dear... 636 00:58:30,982 --> 00:58:34,383 You bloody buffoon, my friend! 637 00:58:35,253 --> 00:58:37,414 Give me a kiss. 638 00:58:38,523 --> 00:58:41,890 Today you want a kiss, tomorrow you'll want to marry me. 639 00:58:55,373 --> 00:58:59,833 l'm not really who l seem to be. 640 00:59:00,979 --> 00:59:02,742 You wait and watch. 641 00:59:03,381 --> 00:59:07,374 First, l will give the land back to the farmers. 642 00:59:09,354 --> 00:59:13,290 Then, l'll get both of you married and go on a pilgrimage. 643 00:59:16,494 --> 00:59:18,553 Hey Ram... 644 00:59:24,236 --> 00:59:25,430 Who both? 645 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,732 Bijlee and you. 646 00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:33,471 l won't let her marry that dimwit. 647 00:59:35,247 --> 00:59:36,578 l don't want to get married. 648 00:59:36,648 --> 00:59:37,945 Why not? 649 00:59:39,918 --> 00:59:41,977 ls Bijlee ugly? 650 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,412 No. 651 00:59:43,688 --> 00:59:49,285 ls she mad... illiterate... sick? 652 00:59:50,729 --> 00:59:55,029 ls she not suitable... or is she a man? 653 00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:58,894 She is your daughter. 654 01:00:22,027 --> 01:00:23,426 What? 655 01:00:24,029 --> 01:00:31,401 l've seen both of you since you were kids... what a lovely pair you make. 656 01:00:32,871 --> 01:00:35,840 You're like Mukesh and Nita Ambani. 657 01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:37,975 Have you lost it? 658 01:00:38,810 --> 01:00:40,835 l don't want to be Mukesh Ambani. 659 01:00:41,513 --> 01:00:44,971 Then become his brother, Anil Ambani. 660 01:00:48,586 --> 01:00:51,680 A servant can never become an Ambani. 661 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:52,853 l'm leaving. 662 01:00:52,924 --> 01:00:54,858 Where you off to? 663 01:00:55,760 --> 01:01:00,356 How about a night walk in the plane? 664 01:01:00,832 --> 01:01:01,924 Sit. 665 01:01:06,805 --> 01:01:09,535 You are right. 666 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:15,536 Once you marry Bijlee, Ambani will be your servant and you his master. 667 01:01:15,613 --> 01:01:18,514 l'd much rather be a slave. 668 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,446 So you won't? 669 01:01:20,518 --> 01:01:21,610 No. 670 01:01:22,821 --> 01:01:23,913 Think about it. 671 01:01:23,989 --> 01:01:25,581 Thought about it. 672 01:01:25,824 --> 01:01:28,952 l'd rather die than have you as my father-in-law! 673 01:01:34,532 --> 01:01:35,965 Fine! 674 01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:39,700 Then prepare to die with your never-to-be father-in-law. 675 01:01:39,871 --> 01:01:41,736 Harry, what are you doing? 676 01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:43,999 Harry... 677 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,702 We're going on a night walk. 678 01:01:45,777 --> 01:01:47,768 This isn't a joke! 679 01:01:48,346 --> 01:01:50,439 Stop! 680 01:01:50,515 --> 01:01:52,779 The night walk will be fun... 681 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:11,461 Harry, are you crazy? We'll die! 682 01:02:12,303 --> 01:02:14,828 Are you ready to marry? 683 01:02:16,408 --> 01:02:17,739 No. 684 01:02:18,309 --> 01:02:20,470 Then die! 685 01:02:26,518 --> 01:02:29,487 Please forgive me... 686 01:02:29,554 --> 01:02:31,818 Forgive you? 687 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,034 You fool! 688 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:56,677 Your daughter, your buffalo, your car... 689 01:02:56,748 --> 01:03:01,310 trousers, shoes, shirt, watch... l'll marry all of them! 690 01:03:03,388 --> 01:03:07,256 Thank you, Almighty God. Thank you. 691 01:03:07,759 --> 01:03:09,886 Now let's go down. 692 01:03:12,030 --> 01:03:13,725 Damn! 693 01:03:17,669 --> 01:03:20,638 So many switches! 694 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,398 What is it? 695 01:03:24,375 --> 01:03:31,508 l know how to take off but l don't know how to land. 696 01:03:43,628 --> 01:03:45,562 Don't worry! 697 01:03:45,864 --> 01:03:48,492 There are some parachutes at the back. 698 01:03:56,908 --> 01:03:59,900 ln case of an emergency... 699 01:04:00,311 --> 01:04:05,772 strap on the parachute and fasten the buckles. 700 01:04:06,484 --> 01:04:11,581 Do remember to open the parachute upon jumping. 701 01:04:12,790 --> 01:04:15,020 lf it opens, you're lucky! 702 01:04:15,627 --> 01:04:18,528 lf it doesn't, well... you've had it! 703 01:04:21,499 --> 01:04:25,765 Matru... grab the controls. 704 01:04:25,837 --> 01:04:27,668 l'll have a sip... 705 01:04:27,739 --> 01:04:29,673 one for the road. 706 01:04:30,808 --> 01:04:33,299 Whoa! You're crazy, Harry! 707 01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:36,641 This is no time for a drink. Jump, you idiot! 708 01:04:36,714 --> 01:04:38,978 You got a light? 709 01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:45,552 Fire! 710 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,023 Fire? 711 01:04:47,725 --> 01:04:49,386 Then give it to me. 712 01:04:49,460 --> 01:04:50,825 The engine is on fire! 713 01:04:50,895 --> 01:04:52,590 Jump, will you! 714 01:04:52,830 --> 01:04:55,799 Hang on! Let me light up my cigar. 715 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:58,065 Where are you going? 716 01:04:58,469 --> 01:04:59,629 Harry! 717 01:04:59,704 --> 01:05:01,934 Harry, get inside! 718 01:05:04,576 --> 01:05:09,275 Harry, for the last time, are you jumping or not? 719 01:05:10,548 --> 01:05:13,278 Smoking kills... 720 01:05:13,851 --> 01:05:15,443 Then die! 721 01:05:16,354 --> 01:05:17,343 Matru... 722 01:05:17,388 --> 01:05:19,549 God have mercy! 723 01:05:24,696 --> 01:05:27,028 Gulabbo have mercy! 724 01:05:33,738 --> 01:05:38,505 Matru, my luck held! My parachute opened. 725 01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:11,508 lt's past midnight. 726 01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:13,971 Where is Mao? 727 01:06:15,246 --> 01:06:18,409 Look... there he is! 728 01:06:19,917 --> 01:06:23,250 Look!! Mao!! 729 01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:33,323 Mao! Mao! 730 01:06:39,337 --> 01:06:45,298 The court has increased the loan repayment time to 3 months! 731 01:06:46,944 --> 01:06:48,935 Mao... this way... 732 01:06:50,014 --> 01:06:52,608 Careful Mr. Mao... 733 01:06:58,923 --> 01:07:00,322 Ni hao, Mao. 734 01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:02,859 Huanying... Mandola village. 735 01:07:03,328 --> 01:07:04,761 Ni hao, Mao! 736 01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:11,358 Hello morons! 737 01:07:16,607 --> 01:07:19,542 Matru? You are Mao? 738 01:07:20,645 --> 01:07:22,306 Yes. 739 01:07:23,614 --> 01:07:26,447 Until we get our land back... 740 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:30,353 this should remain a secret. 741 01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:46,835 The red flag is Mao's symbol... 742 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:52,265 l want that son-of-a-gun Mao alive! 743 01:07:54,846 --> 01:07:58,475 Mandola's peasants! Mao offers his red salute! 744 01:07:58,549 --> 01:08:01,279 Mao is a cross-dresser? 745 01:08:02,887 --> 01:08:04,752 Mao speaks through me. 746 01:08:08,893 --> 01:08:12,624 You scoundrel... don't you have any shame? 747 01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:14,892 Why don't you show yourself, Mao? 748 01:08:15,233 --> 01:08:17,929 l will, when the time is right! 749 01:08:18,436 --> 01:08:20,427 l will, when the time is right! 750 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:22,003 Danger is lurking around. 751 01:08:22,373 --> 01:08:23,533 The enemy is very... 752 01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:24,900 ls very what? 753 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,309 stab me in the back... knife... 754 01:08:28,379 --> 01:08:29,573 Got it. 755 01:08:29,747 --> 01:08:30,941 That's him. 756 01:08:31,015 --> 01:08:35,315 The enemy wants to ruin your mama's pudding. 757 01:08:35,386 --> 01:08:39,618 Before he can do that, we must ruin his mama's pudding. 758 01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:41,454 You hear me? 759 01:08:41,526 --> 01:08:42,754 Just repeat what l'm saying, you jerk! 760 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:45,022 Repeat what l'm saying, you jerks! 761 01:08:45,596 --> 01:08:46,620 Say it! 762 01:08:46,697 --> 01:08:49,291 Mama's pudding! 763 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,967 Naseeban, you moron! 764 01:08:51,035 --> 01:08:52,832 Naseeban, you mo-- 765 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:57,274 What did you say? Are you calling me a moron? 766 01:08:57,341 --> 01:08:58,273 l'm leaving... 767 01:08:58,609 --> 01:09:00,008 Naseeban... 768 01:09:00,478 --> 01:09:01,809 Sorry... 769 01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:03,304 Please, come back! 770 01:09:03,548 --> 01:09:04,947 Just repeat after me... 771 01:09:05,216 --> 01:09:06,615 That's what l'm doing... 772 01:09:09,654 --> 01:09:14,318 Mao has got a stay order from the court. 773 01:09:14,392 --> 01:09:16,451 And he gives you his word... 774 01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:20,258 that our crops will sell at the rates we want. 775 01:09:20,298 --> 01:09:22,789 Let's hear it for Mao! 776 01:09:25,002 --> 01:09:27,800 The court has given us three months. 777 01:09:28,272 --> 01:09:31,366 But in three weeks we'll harvest our crops... 778 01:09:31,442 --> 01:09:33,410 and repay all our debts. 779 01:09:33,478 --> 01:09:36,606 We won't let them build a factory on our farms. 780 01:10:20,947 --> 01:10:24,713 A UFO crashed in Mandola village last night. 781 01:10:24,850 --> 01:10:29,719 This has led to hysteria amongst the nation's scientists. 782 01:10:29,956 --> 01:10:34,416 Senior researchers from the lndian Space Research Organization... 783 01:10:34,493 --> 01:10:38,395 are here to investigate the crash site. 784 01:10:39,198 --> 01:10:41,826 Fortunately, there was moisture in the fields... 785 01:10:42,201 --> 01:10:45,898 otherwise the explosion would have caused a fire. 786 01:10:46,606 --> 01:10:48,801 What's shocking is... 787 01:10:48,874 --> 01:10:52,640 not a single fragment of the UFO... 788 01:10:52,712 --> 01:10:54,680 has been found at the crash site. 789 01:10:56,382 --> 01:10:57,713 Shocking! 790 01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:01,352 The precinct was up all night clearing the rubble. 791 01:11:01,921 --> 01:11:02,888 Shocking! 792 01:11:05,925 --> 01:11:10,624 Nainsukh is the only eyewitness to the crash. 793 01:11:11,464 --> 01:11:15,230 Kindly tell our audience what happened last night. 794 01:11:15,434 --> 01:11:16,458 Loose motions... 795 01:11:16,802 --> 01:11:17,632 Loose motions? 796 01:11:18,004 --> 01:11:21,701 Last night l had chicken for dinner... 797 01:11:21,774 --> 01:11:25,369 and that filthy chicken was clucking away to glory inside my tummy. 798 01:11:26,379 --> 01:11:28,711 Chicken clucking in the tummy! 799 01:11:28,848 --> 01:11:29,712 lncredible... 800 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:31,376 And then...? 801 01:11:31,817 --> 01:11:35,583 l ran to the fields barely able to control my motions... 802 01:11:35,621 --> 01:11:37,486 And crapped for two hours straight! 803 01:11:38,824 --> 01:11:41,292 Crapped for two hours straight! Wow! 804 01:11:41,327 --> 01:11:42,351 But... 805 01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:44,555 What about the UFO? 806 01:11:44,930 --> 01:11:47,956 l was done crapping and was pulling up my underwear... 807 01:11:48,234 --> 01:11:52,898 when a mighty gust of wind blew my underwear away. 808 01:11:53,939 --> 01:11:58,273 Tell us, did you see the UFO with your own eyes? 809 01:11:58,844 --> 01:12:00,607 Are you blind? You idiot! 810 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,875 Can't you see that l can't see?? 811 01:12:03,649 --> 01:12:04,673 Where's your camera? 812 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:05,842 Why do you want that? 813 01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:07,646 Careful, it might break. 814 01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:08,778 Step aside you jerk! 815 01:12:09,255 --> 01:12:12,452 l have a humble request to the viewers... 816 01:12:12,892 --> 01:12:14,723 if anybody finds my underwear... 817 01:12:14,794 --> 01:12:18,753 red colour, VlP brand with 5 holes. 2 in the front and 3 at the back! 818 01:12:18,831 --> 01:12:20,355 Please return them to me. 819 01:12:20,433 --> 01:12:23,163 Don't wear them. 820 01:13:24,597 --> 01:13:28,260 Now you know? What sets you apart from Rahul? 821 01:13:28,768 --> 01:13:29,860 Or Varun? 822 01:13:30,903 --> 01:13:33,701 Or Jyotiraditya, Sachin and Milind? 823 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,509 They are all responsible kids. 824 01:13:38,177 --> 01:13:40,202 They don't go around risking their life. 825 01:13:40,913 --> 01:13:44,440 And that's why their parents are happy and prosperous. 826 01:13:47,186 --> 01:13:49,177 What are you doing, you bitch! 827 01:13:51,924 --> 01:13:54,586 That's no way to speak to your fiancee. 828 01:13:55,661 --> 01:13:56,525 Sorry... 829 01:13:56,896 --> 01:13:58,796 What are you doing, darling? 830 01:14:01,867 --> 01:14:03,334 - Bijlee... - Babe! 831 01:14:04,403 --> 01:14:06,928 l'm sorry... come back! 832 01:14:12,912 --> 01:14:13,844 Mom... 833 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,254 Why is she marrying you? 834 01:14:23,456 --> 01:14:24,889 For love. 835 01:14:26,692 --> 01:14:27,590 And her father? 836 01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,352 For land... 837 01:14:31,664 --> 01:14:32,392 And we? 838 01:14:32,765 --> 01:14:34,790 For power. 839 01:14:36,302 --> 01:14:37,166 Mom! 840 01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:43,906 lt's not about love or power... 841 01:14:44,210 --> 01:14:46,337 not farmers or their land... 842 01:14:47,179 --> 01:14:49,477 or about villages, towns and cities. 843 01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:53,878 What's at stake here, is the nation. 844 01:14:59,525 --> 01:15:02,221 A nation is made up of its people. 845 01:15:02,528 --> 01:15:05,292 People, the masses. 846 01:15:06,465 --> 01:15:08,695 And the masses have no identity. 847 01:15:09,735 --> 01:15:11,635 lt's their leader who gives them an identity. 848 01:15:12,471 --> 01:15:15,235 My character is the character of my leader. 849 01:15:15,307 --> 01:15:17,434 and thus the character of my nation. 850 01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:21,238 When l was spiritual, the nation was Buddha. 851 01:15:21,447 --> 01:15:23,881 When l was sensual, King Mihirkula. 852 01:15:24,149 --> 01:15:28,483 When l was weak, Alexander and when l was divided, Babur. 853 01:15:29,522 --> 01:15:33,424 When l traded, the nation became a slave. 854 01:15:34,793 --> 01:15:36,818 And my rebellion led to freedom. 855 01:15:38,197 --> 01:15:42,361 Freedom led to greed... 856 01:15:42,434 --> 01:15:44,493 greed to corruption, corruption to wealth... 857 01:15:44,570 --> 01:15:47,630 wealth to success, success to progress! 858 01:15:49,408 --> 01:15:50,636 Progress! 859 01:15:53,746 --> 01:15:55,407 So, tell me... 860 01:15:55,481 --> 01:15:58,678 why are you really getting married to Mandola's daughter? 861 01:16:00,786 --> 01:16:01,753 Progress... 862 01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:04,553 For the country's progress. 863 01:16:05,591 --> 01:16:11,393 For the country to progress, my personal progress is necessary! 864 01:16:24,276 --> 01:16:26,267 lf we get a rate of 1500 rupees... 865 01:16:27,279 --> 01:16:28,473 What does it add up to? 866 01:16:28,747 --> 01:16:31,443 3 and a half million. 867 01:16:32,184 --> 01:16:35,347 Deduct labour charges and transport. 868 01:16:35,788 --> 01:16:39,815 Even after repaying the loan, every family will save 50,000 rupees. 869 01:16:41,193 --> 01:16:42,592 Matru... 870 01:16:42,795 --> 01:16:44,490 thank god you're back... 871 01:16:45,598 --> 01:16:46,622 or we would've been doomed. 872 01:16:47,533 --> 01:16:48,932 We would've been doomed. 873 01:16:51,804 --> 01:16:55,171 Chaudhary Devi is performing a ceremony to pray for rains. 874 01:16:55,574 --> 01:16:58,634 So that our crops are destroyed. 875 01:17:00,713 --> 01:17:02,374 [Chanting] 876 01:17:20,332 --> 01:17:21,526 Nonsense! 877 01:17:22,901 --> 01:17:26,268 So if its raining in Chennai, do l shift the land there? 878 01:17:26,338 --> 01:17:27,703 When is it going to rain here, dammit? 879 01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:30,174 l had warned you... 880 01:17:30,242 --> 01:17:31,607 stop the supply of seeds. 881 01:17:32,344 --> 01:17:33,868 But you chose to ignore me. 882 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:36,404 Now good luck with your ritual and... 883 01:17:36,482 --> 01:17:38,416 pray that the crops get destroyed. 884 01:17:40,753 --> 01:17:41,777 Bad news... 885 01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:46,857 the MET department says that the monsoon clouds may head this way. 886 01:17:47,526 --> 01:17:50,427 They say, it might rain day after tomorrow. 887 01:17:50,696 --> 01:17:53,426 Even the gods can't make it rain now. 888 01:17:53,499 --> 01:17:54,830 Now what? 889 01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:55,798 l don't know. 890 01:17:55,868 --> 01:17:57,392 Atrazine... 891 01:17:57,736 --> 01:17:58,725 What?! 892 01:18:02,741 --> 01:18:04,766 ClA's secret formula... 893 01:18:04,843 --> 01:18:05,810 a herbicide. 894 01:18:07,713 --> 01:18:11,308 Spray a little bit and the pests are destroyed but... 895 01:18:12,451 --> 01:18:17,411 spray just a little bit more and the crops get destroyed. 896 01:18:17,690 --> 01:18:20,284 And the land remains barren... 897 01:18:20,759 --> 01:18:21,726 for years. 898 01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:39,140 l hope you are not angry anymore. 899 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,541 Scared, aren't you? 900 01:18:43,716 --> 01:18:45,183 About the marriage. 901 01:18:45,651 --> 01:18:46,413 Hmm... 902 01:18:46,919 --> 01:18:47,851 Don't worry. 903 01:18:48,654 --> 01:18:51,316 This time nothing will come in the way of our marriage. 904 01:18:53,358 --> 01:18:53,881 Really? 905 01:18:55,594 --> 01:19:01,533 Tomorrow morning the crops and land will be destroyed. 906 01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:03,391 lt'll happen tonight. 907 01:19:06,305 --> 01:19:06,669 What? 908 01:19:08,707 --> 01:19:11,540 Operation Mao Mao. 909 01:19:11,610 --> 01:19:13,168 Mao Mao... 910 01:19:18,751 --> 01:19:19,911 Have you seen Matru? 911 01:19:23,589 --> 01:19:24,886 Matru!! 912 01:19:38,504 --> 01:19:39,471 Matru!! 913 01:19:42,474 --> 01:19:43,873 Matru!! 914 01:19:45,711 --> 01:19:46,837 Up here! 915 01:19:48,147 --> 01:19:48,909 What's wrong? 916 01:19:49,181 --> 01:19:50,273 Why are you yelling like crazy? 917 01:19:50,482 --> 01:19:51,506 l finally know... 918 01:19:52,751 --> 01:19:53,274 What? 919 01:19:54,553 --> 01:19:55,679 That l have it. 920 01:19:56,555 --> 01:19:57,385 Have what? 921 01:19:58,724 --> 01:19:59,691 l... 922 01:20:02,461 --> 01:20:04,622 l have the Meena Kumari complex. 923 01:20:45,204 --> 01:20:47,604 lt's exactly 2300 hours. 924 01:20:48,373 --> 01:20:51,865 And we will strike precisely at zero hours. 925 01:20:53,645 --> 01:20:54,907 ls that clear? 926 01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,269 Sir! 927 01:21:01,887 --> 01:21:04,754 This operation will be called... 928 01:21:05,824 --> 01:21:07,382 Mao Mao. 929 01:21:17,903 --> 01:21:18,927 Check it properly. 930 01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:22,664 Sir! 931 01:21:23,675 --> 01:21:24,437 At ease! 932 01:21:25,310 --> 01:21:28,336 Every commander will have 25 soldiers in his unit. 933 01:21:28,413 --> 01:21:30,381 You will lead from the north... 934 01:21:30,482 --> 01:21:31,744 you from the south. 935 01:21:31,783 --> 01:21:32,477 Sir! 936 01:21:32,551 --> 01:21:34,542 - You from the west. - Sir! 937 01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:37,248 And l from the east. 938 01:21:37,289 --> 01:21:38,483 Copy that? 939 01:21:38,557 --> 01:21:39,455 Copy! 940 01:21:39,524 --> 01:21:40,286 Good. 941 01:21:43,962 --> 01:21:46,294 The code for danger is Mao. 942 01:21:46,798 --> 01:21:50,234 And the code for danger averted is-- Where is it?! 943 01:21:50,302 --> 01:21:52,770 The code for danger averted is Mao Mao. 944 01:21:57,209 --> 01:21:59,268 All the best for the operation! 945 01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:10,845 Rain drops are falling on my head... 946 01:22:13,725 --> 01:22:16,523 falling... on my head?! 947 01:22:27,739 --> 01:22:30,537 Rain drops are falling on my head... 948 01:22:42,487 --> 01:22:44,478 Smells like cow dung. 949 01:22:46,525 --> 01:22:48,823 A buffalo in the sky? 950 01:22:51,263 --> 01:22:52,457 Hello... 951 01:22:52,531 --> 01:22:53,930 Team A reporting Mao. 952 01:22:54,366 --> 01:22:57,563 This is team B reporting Mao Mao. 953 01:22:58,370 --> 01:22:59,632 Team A reporting Mao. 954 01:23:00,272 --> 01:23:01,603 Mao Mao. 955 01:23:01,940 --> 01:23:04,534 Not Mao Mao. l say Mao. 956 01:23:04,609 --> 01:23:07,476 You hear Mao Mao. Not Mao Mao, Mao. 957 01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:12,480 Mao! 958 01:23:12,551 --> 01:23:14,849 Who's there? Mao or Mao Mao?! 959 01:23:15,620 --> 01:23:17,781 Shokeen? Dahiya? 960 01:23:23,929 --> 01:23:26,557 Hello, this is Team B reporting... 961 01:23:26,865 --> 01:23:28,799 M-A-O... M-A-O Mao Mao. 962 01:23:28,934 --> 01:23:30,561 Now listen to me carefully. 963 01:23:31,636 --> 01:23:34,605 Take cover and no movement till my next order. 964 01:23:34,740 --> 01:23:35,672 Copy! 965 01:23:35,741 --> 01:23:37,299 Sit down! 966 01:23:37,676 --> 01:23:39,541 Sit down! 967 01:23:40,212 --> 01:23:41,702 Lie low... 968 01:23:42,414 --> 01:23:44,405 Lie low...Sit down you idiot! 969 01:23:44,683 --> 01:23:45,707 Copy copy! 970 01:24:04,636 --> 01:24:07,366 Mao... Mao... 971 01:24:12,677 --> 01:24:13,541 Fire! 972 01:24:13,745 --> 01:24:14,939 Yo mama's pudding! 973 01:28:36,841 --> 01:28:38,866 This is good grain, Patwari... 974 01:28:38,910 --> 01:28:40,810 brilliant! 975 01:28:41,379 --> 01:28:42,505 1000 rupees. 976 01:28:42,580 --> 01:28:44,241 That's it? 977 01:28:44,316 --> 01:28:46,409 Come on guys, you can do better than that. 978 01:28:46,484 --> 01:28:47,781 1200 rupees. 979 01:28:47,919 --> 01:28:49,477 1400 rupees. 980 01:28:50,322 --> 01:28:51,186 1500 rupees. 981 01:28:51,356 --> 01:28:53,551 1500... 1500 going once... 982 01:28:53,625 --> 01:28:54,785 Patwari... 1500 rupees? 983 01:28:56,561 --> 01:28:57,755 1500 going once... 984 01:28:58,596 --> 01:28:59,494 1500 going twice-- 985 01:28:59,564 --> 01:29:01,293 Hold on! 986 01:29:01,599 --> 01:29:04,898 There is an order to not buy grain from Mandola village. 987 01:29:05,303 --> 01:29:05,632 What? 988 01:29:05,704 --> 01:29:06,636 Yeah! 989 01:29:07,906 --> 01:29:10,431 Get rid of this rubbish. Let's check the next lot. 990 01:29:10,775 --> 01:29:11,503 What happened? 991 01:29:13,878 --> 01:29:17,712 Your grain failed the quality control test. 992 01:29:18,783 --> 01:29:19,647 What? 993 01:29:20,218 --> 01:29:23,381 You were quite excited when you saw it this morning... 994 01:29:23,722 --> 01:29:27,180 ln the morning, they didn't know the name of your village. 995 01:29:28,326 --> 01:29:30,556 Tell Mao to get a stay order from the court. 996 01:29:35,834 --> 01:29:37,392 Let's go! 997 01:29:43,708 --> 01:29:44,800 Matru... 998 01:29:44,876 --> 01:29:48,471 They have got our grains rejected in all the markets. 999 01:29:50,215 --> 01:29:53,150 We can't sell our grains anywhere. 1000 01:29:54,486 --> 01:29:55,714 What can we do now? 1001 01:30:05,864 --> 01:30:08,492 She is in a board meeting, and l can't disturb her right now. 1002 01:30:10,935 --> 01:30:11,663 Okay. 1003 01:30:12,670 --> 01:30:13,728 l'll wait. 1004 01:30:22,447 --> 01:30:22,913 Hukka! 1005 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:26,911 This is a surprise! 1006 01:30:28,319 --> 01:30:29,752 So good to see you. 1007 01:30:31,756 --> 01:30:33,951 l can't believe you are still alive, you dog! 1008 01:30:34,426 --> 01:30:35,825 Well so are you, you witch! 1009 01:30:46,905 --> 01:30:48,338 So... 1010 01:30:48,406 --> 01:30:50,306 when's that revolution of yours coming? 1011 01:30:50,675 --> 01:30:52,734 As soon as you buy the grains. 1012 01:30:57,649 --> 01:31:00,846 There is a system for that, Hukka. 1013 01:31:01,986 --> 01:31:04,420 System... in this country? 1014 01:31:06,491 --> 01:31:08,322 Kiddo, there you are. 1015 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:10,691 Look at this e-mail, listen... 1016 01:31:10,762 --> 01:31:13,595 The Australians are getting really impatient. We have to-- 1017 01:31:15,700 --> 01:31:16,860 Who's smoking a cigarette? 1018 01:31:18,002 --> 01:31:19,765 lt's a beedi, actually. 1019 01:31:23,575 --> 01:31:24,701 Hukum. 1020 01:31:25,743 --> 01:31:27,904 JN University... Hukum? 1021 01:31:28,179 --> 01:31:28,907 Hukka! 1022 01:31:29,614 --> 01:31:31,445 When's that revolution of yours coming? 1023 01:31:33,952 --> 01:31:36,512 Actually, she has told me a lot about you guys. 1024 01:31:36,955 --> 01:31:40,652 - Except that l never-- - Percy Shroff, my husband! 1025 01:31:41,626 --> 01:31:43,355 Oh yeah! Hello! 1026 01:31:49,834 --> 01:31:50,732 So you were saying... 1027 01:31:52,337 --> 01:31:52,860 Yeah... 1028 01:31:53,705 --> 01:31:57,266 Until there is a middle man in the system... 1029 01:31:57,342 --> 01:31:59,708 Yeah right l understand-- Middle man. 1030 01:31:59,777 --> 01:32:00,903 Sure, l understand. 1031 01:32:00,979 --> 01:32:01,911 l'll go. 1032 01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:03,538 Hey, l didn't mean that! 1033 01:32:10,922 --> 01:32:11,786 Coffee? 1034 01:32:13,791 --> 01:32:14,553 Kamini... 1035 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:18,557 300 families will lose their land and livelihood. 1036 01:32:19,697 --> 01:32:21,187 Somebody has to do something. 1037 01:32:31,209 --> 01:32:33,643 We have an urgent delivery to Australia. 1038 01:32:33,711 --> 01:32:37,670 lf you could arrange the delivery in the next 5 days then... 1039 01:32:38,683 --> 01:32:40,207 We have a deal. 1040 01:32:41,953 --> 01:32:42,942 Should l say thanks? 1041 01:32:43,821 --> 01:32:44,549 Why not?! 1042 01:32:52,330 --> 01:32:53,422 l need an advance. 1043 01:32:54,265 --> 01:32:56,233 You commie bastard! 1044 01:32:56,634 --> 01:32:58,192 You bourgeois bitch! 1045 01:33:13,885 --> 01:33:14,909 Stop this racket! 1046 01:33:19,490 --> 01:33:20,354 Stop! 1047 01:33:21,492 --> 01:33:23,585 What's with this racket! 1048 01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:26,921 The first installment of our loan. 1049 01:33:27,865 --> 01:33:30,891 And in 10 days you will get the last too. 1050 01:33:31,169 --> 01:33:33,330 Here... have some sweets. 1051 01:33:35,907 --> 01:33:37,636 What happened to the music? 1052 01:34:11,909 --> 01:34:16,778 Every time l see these hideous crops in this green wasteland... 1053 01:34:17,715 --> 01:34:20,650 my dream stings my eyes. 1054 01:34:22,587 --> 01:34:24,145 My dream of... 1055 01:34:26,658 --> 01:34:29,354 gigantic earth movers... 1056 01:34:29,427 --> 01:34:31,861 bulldozers, stone crushers... 1057 01:34:35,233 --> 01:34:36,427 industrial cranes... 1058 01:34:38,903 --> 01:34:41,599 dry cement floating in the air. 1059 01:34:41,806 --> 01:34:44,741 Thousands of labourers toiling away. 1060 01:34:46,511 --> 01:34:49,639 Smoke spewing factories... 1061 01:34:49,714 --> 01:34:51,409 howling furnaces... 1062 01:34:52,583 --> 01:34:54,551 and bellowing chimneys. 1063 01:34:57,689 --> 01:35:02,558 On one side, a housing project for the workers. 1064 01:35:03,261 --> 01:35:04,387 And on the other... 1065 01:35:04,962 --> 01:35:10,195 gleaming, high, twin shopping malls. 1066 01:35:12,370 --> 01:35:16,272 Do you see the film posters on the billboards of the multiplex? 1067 01:35:16,340 --> 01:35:17,500 l see them! 1068 01:35:21,279 --> 01:35:24,373 With one hand we're paying money to the factory workers... 1069 01:35:25,917 --> 01:35:28,750 and taking it back with the other at the shopping malls. 1070 01:35:33,725 --> 01:35:39,425 The serpentine smoke rising from the factory chimneys is... 1071 01:35:39,464 --> 01:35:42,922 painting our destiny on the canvas of the evening sky. 1072 01:35:44,802 --> 01:35:48,636 Mandola's... 1073 01:35:52,710 --> 01:35:53,836 Harry! 1074 01:35:56,581 --> 01:35:58,276 This isn't a dream. 1075 01:35:58,816 --> 01:36:02,616 This is the mother of all dreams! 1076 01:36:06,791 --> 01:36:09,954 l can do anything to make this dream come true. 1077 01:36:12,630 --> 01:36:13,619 Anything? 1078 01:36:14,398 --> 01:36:14,921 Anything. 1079 01:36:17,969 --> 01:36:18,663 Such as? 1080 01:36:27,378 --> 01:36:30,313 Go on Harry, why did you stop? 1081 01:36:33,518 --> 01:36:36,146 Tell me... 1082 01:36:36,654 --> 01:36:39,885 What can you do to make this dream come true? 1083 01:36:41,793 --> 01:36:43,522 Say it... 1084 01:36:43,661 --> 01:36:44,559 Please! 1085 01:36:46,664 --> 01:36:48,188 l will give up alcohol. 1086 01:36:54,238 --> 01:36:55,432 Forever? 1087 01:36:56,808 --> 01:36:57,797 Yes! 1088 01:37:00,311 --> 01:37:01,801 You swear on Bijlee? 1089 01:37:06,651 --> 01:37:08,448 l swear on Bijlee! 1090 01:37:15,193 --> 01:37:17,787 Harry, it's raining! 1091 01:37:20,398 --> 01:37:22,866 Everything is washed out. 1092 01:37:25,236 --> 01:37:26,863 Ruined! 1093 01:38:05,776 --> 01:38:07,767 Rush to Chaudhari's farm, he must be alone. 1094 01:38:07,845 --> 01:38:09,278 All of you meet me at the warehouse... 1095 01:38:09,347 --> 01:38:11,872 the harvest is there, rain water shouldn't leak in. 1096 01:38:16,921 --> 01:38:18,286 Hurry up! 1097 01:39:01,832 --> 01:39:02,526 Wow! 1098 01:39:11,842 --> 01:39:13,173 Bijlee! 1099 01:40:43,667 --> 01:40:46,534 This is not the time to lose hope. 1100 01:40:48,205 --> 01:40:50,833 lt's time to keep the fire burning inside you! 1101 01:40:51,776 --> 01:40:56,770 A prayer from the heart, always comes true. 1102 01:40:57,448 --> 01:41:02,385 This isn't just rain, but showers of blessings. 1103 01:41:03,320 --> 01:41:04,412 Thank god! 1104 01:41:05,856 --> 01:41:07,323 Remember... 1105 01:41:07,425 --> 01:41:10,417 Unless we concede defeat, they cannot win! 1106 01:41:11,762 --> 01:41:13,787 They have no way out. 1107 01:41:13,964 --> 01:41:17,263 Shokeen, prepare the acquisition papers. 1108 01:41:17,902 --> 01:41:20,427 Farmers all over the country are with us. 1109 01:41:21,439 --> 01:41:24,772 Tomorrow, we will march all the way to Delhi. 1110 01:41:25,276 --> 01:41:29,542 New Delhi, the seat of power, is within reach! 1111 01:41:30,514 --> 01:41:33,312 Cheers! 1112 01:42:17,361 --> 01:42:19,420 Lalbihari! 1113 01:42:24,735 --> 01:42:25,861 Patwari! 1114 01:43:05,910 --> 01:43:08,674 l, Lal Bihari Sarohi, 1115 01:43:08,746 --> 01:43:12,204 son of Babu Lal Sarohi, resident of Mandola... 1116 01:43:12,283 --> 01:43:14,217 have freely and without encumbrance, 1117 01:43:14,285 --> 01:43:18,483 handed over my land to the state government. 1118 01:43:18,656 --> 01:43:24,492 l accept the compensation given in return for this. 1119 01:43:25,596 --> 01:43:27,757 Generally l'm not so corrupt... 1120 01:43:30,167 --> 01:43:31,259 you know that. 1121 01:43:32,937 --> 01:43:36,202 l'm doing this for love. 1122 01:43:38,709 --> 01:43:40,677 Not for you! 1123 01:43:40,844 --> 01:43:42,334 For the love of Baadal. 1124 01:43:44,615 --> 01:43:47,277 Also my son-in-law. 1125 01:43:57,261 --> 01:43:58,751 Not yet. 1126 01:44:00,197 --> 01:44:03,826 There's many a slip, between cup and lip. 1127 01:44:11,742 --> 01:44:13,903 On the day of the marriage, give your daughter... 1128 01:44:13,978 --> 01:44:17,539 and take the signature. 1129 01:44:26,657 --> 01:44:28,454 - Call the PM's office! - Yes, Madam. 1130 01:44:55,419 --> 01:45:00,322 Guess who told the villagers about Operation Mao Mao? 1131 01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:02,720 Who? 1132 01:45:08,766 --> 01:45:09,630 The fan? 1133 01:45:16,674 --> 01:45:19,575 The bulb? What are you saying, mom? 1134 01:45:26,216 --> 01:45:27,740 Tube light? 1135 01:45:35,559 --> 01:45:36,685 Bijlee! 1136 01:45:37,895 --> 01:45:39,192 l will kill the-- 1137 01:45:40,431 --> 01:45:41,455 Shhh..! 1138 01:45:43,901 --> 01:45:45,334 Silly boy... 1139 01:45:46,303 --> 01:45:49,329 lf you kill her, who will you marry? 1140 01:45:51,909 --> 01:45:56,812 And anything is possible after marriage... 1141 01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:57,744 anything! 1142 01:46:04,188 --> 01:46:09,251 Our progress depends on Mandola's property... 1143 01:46:10,694 --> 01:46:13,492 and Mandola's property depends on this marriage. 1144 01:46:14,465 --> 01:46:20,335 Therefore, nothing should stop this marriage. 1145 01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:25,172 And nothing will. l promise! 1146 01:46:35,452 --> 01:46:37,352 What will you do? 1147 01:46:38,589 --> 01:46:39,715 ln Delhi? 1148 01:46:40,791 --> 01:46:44,659 l'll work for the community, teach at the University. 1149 01:46:46,463 --> 01:46:48,454 Don't you care about me? 1150 01:46:48,766 --> 01:46:49,790 Nope. 1151 01:46:51,802 --> 01:46:53,531 Do you have a girlfriend? 1152 01:46:54,171 --> 01:46:54,933 ln Delhi? 1153 01:47:08,685 --> 01:47:09,583 Do you? 1154 01:47:12,222 --> 01:47:13,382 Yeah. 1155 01:47:15,659 --> 01:47:16,751 What's her name? 1156 01:47:19,863 --> 01:47:21,694 Sheila Dikshit, the Chief Minister. 1157 01:47:31,775 --> 01:47:32,742 Listen! 1158 01:47:38,449 --> 01:47:40,917 There is something l have to say... 1159 01:47:47,491 --> 01:47:48,719 l have... 1160 01:47:51,929 --> 01:47:55,160 l've started brushing my teeth at night. 1161 01:48:13,684 --> 01:48:17,620 l don't have the heart to watch the factory replace our farms. 1162 01:48:24,394 --> 01:48:27,363 Once you get married your mother-in-law will sign the papers... 1163 01:48:27,431 --> 01:48:29,524 and declare the farms a Special Economic Zone. 1164 01:48:48,719 --> 01:48:50,619 What if there is no marriage? 1165 01:48:59,863 --> 01:49:01,262 Matru! 1166 01:49:03,867 --> 01:49:05,266 We love you! 1167 01:49:28,659 --> 01:49:29,523 Daddy... 1168 01:49:31,662 --> 01:49:34,722 Which one of these should l wear this evening? 1169 01:49:34,898 --> 01:49:36,763 This or this? 1170 01:49:39,303 --> 01:49:41,737 As you wish, you'll still look the same. 1171 01:49:43,440 --> 01:49:44,805 Fine, l'll ask Bijlee. 1172 01:49:45,509 --> 01:49:46,203 Bijlee! 1173 01:49:53,784 --> 01:49:54,751 Matru! 1174 01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:58,615 l'm scared... 1175 01:49:59,723 --> 01:50:00,690 What do l do? 1176 01:50:02,759 --> 01:50:03,919 Tell you what... 1177 01:50:07,464 --> 01:50:08,328 don't be scared. 1178 01:50:13,870 --> 01:50:15,303 Be serious. 1179 01:50:16,273 --> 01:50:18,332 Are we doing the right thing? 1180 01:50:22,879 --> 01:50:26,178 Fair is foul and foul is fair. 1181 01:50:26,917 --> 01:50:29,511 Hover through the fog and filthy air. 1182 01:50:37,461 --> 01:50:38,257 Excuse me! 1183 01:50:38,462 --> 01:50:39,224 Yes? 1184 01:50:39,663 --> 01:50:40,857 Have you seen Bijlee? 1185 01:50:41,264 --> 01:50:42,458 Yeah! 1186 01:50:42,666 --> 01:50:43,530 Where? 1187 01:50:43,734 --> 01:50:47,363 You know the lake inside, she is swimming there. 1188 01:50:47,604 --> 01:50:48,536 Thank you... thank you very much. 1189 01:50:48,739 --> 01:50:49,831 You are welcome! 1190 01:51:44,561 --> 01:51:47,792 Are you ready for Operation Wedding Night? 1191 01:51:48,432 --> 01:51:50,423 Of course l am. 1192 01:51:51,435 --> 01:51:56,668 l'll add sleeping pills to Baadal's glass of milk tonight. 1193 01:51:58,341 --> 01:52:02,744 And l'll make sure he has the milk. 1194 01:52:02,913 --> 01:52:06,747 Before he can even touch me, he'll drop unconscious! 1195 01:52:12,823 --> 01:52:13,881 Great! 1196 01:52:15,258 --> 01:52:20,218 Making the guards unconscious will be my responsibility. 1197 01:52:21,331 --> 01:52:24,664 As soon as l get the signal... 1198 01:52:24,868 --> 01:52:27,530 l'll take out the knife... 1199 01:52:28,772 --> 01:52:30,535 hidden under the bed... 1200 01:52:35,445 --> 01:52:38,676 and cut Baadal's heart into a million pieces. 1201 01:52:41,284 --> 01:52:48,554 And l'll place the knife in the hands of an unconscious guard. 1202 01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:52,385 Then l'll scream! 1203 01:52:53,230 --> 01:52:57,496 Murder... Murder... Murder... 1204 01:53:00,470 --> 01:53:03,268 The guards will be accused of the murder! 1205 01:53:03,473 --> 01:53:08,206 And l'll be yours forever. 1206 01:53:10,947 --> 01:53:12,972 That's Bijlee's voice, right? 1207 01:53:15,285 --> 01:53:16,274 Why are you crying? 1208 01:53:16,486 --> 01:53:17,851 And why is she laughing? 1209 01:53:19,890 --> 01:53:23,519 You're like thunder in the sky, you blow my fuse away! 1210 01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:25,318 ls it an electrician? 1211 01:53:26,630 --> 01:53:27,597 l didn't send him. 1212 01:53:31,601 --> 01:53:36,664 Then one day we'll get rid off his evil mother... 1213 01:53:36,907 --> 01:53:40,809 and get our hands on her money... 1214 01:53:41,211 --> 01:53:45,580 get married and sail the seven seas. 1215 01:53:45,882 --> 01:53:49,579 Sail the seven seas! 1216 01:53:50,253 --> 01:53:52,915 My Lady Macbeth, well done! 1217 01:53:54,791 --> 01:53:56,315 Bijlee, somebody will catch us. 1218 01:53:57,327 --> 01:54:01,593 Have mercy on me. For gods' sake, let me go! 1219 01:54:01,798 --> 01:54:05,495 How can l ever leave you even for the sake of god? 1220 01:54:21,284 --> 01:54:22,342 Thank you. 1221 01:55:14,905 --> 01:55:15,530 Bijlee! 1222 01:55:31,187 --> 01:55:31,812 Who's inside? 1223 01:55:34,758 --> 01:55:35,656 Nobody. 1224 01:55:40,497 --> 01:55:42,328 This 6 foot tall thug is nobody? 1225 01:55:43,533 --> 01:55:46,559 Oh... you're not Baadal? 1226 01:55:48,638 --> 01:55:49,866 What were you doing inside? 1227 01:55:50,774 --> 01:55:52,207 We were reading... Shakespeare... 1228 01:55:53,777 --> 01:55:54,675 William. 1229 01:55:55,946 --> 01:55:57,311 ln the swimming pool? 1230 01:55:59,916 --> 01:56:01,611 l fixed the leaking tap... 1231 01:56:01,818 --> 01:56:03,649 until the pool could fill up... 1232 01:56:03,887 --> 01:56:07,618 we thought we'd try, reading Shakespeare under water. 1233 01:56:09,859 --> 01:56:10,951 Shakespeare... 1234 01:56:15,765 --> 01:56:18,598 Bastard, do you think l'm a moron? 1235 01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:27,604 ls it a crime to read Shakespeare in this country? 1236 01:56:30,447 --> 01:56:32,677 Careful... 1237 01:56:38,154 --> 01:56:39,746 Matru is like a brother to me. 1238 01:56:41,257 --> 01:56:44,283 And if he says they were reading Shakespeare... 1239 01:56:45,261 --> 01:56:48,697 then why don't you believe, that they were just reading Shakespeare! 1240 01:56:52,335 --> 01:56:56,362 Who are you to doubt my fiancee's intentions? 1241 01:56:59,275 --> 01:57:00,674 Her father. 1242 01:57:14,290 --> 01:57:20,889 Once when you were a kid, your mother spanked you a lot. 1243 01:57:24,401 --> 01:57:26,892 You were playing truant from school to go for a movie. 1244 01:57:31,241 --> 01:57:33,835 l didn't talk to her for months after that. 1245 01:57:38,748 --> 01:57:40,875 Now l think she was right and l was wrong. 1246 01:57:43,787 --> 01:57:45,618 l think l should spank you. 1247 01:57:55,532 --> 01:57:57,693 Who am l dreaming these dreams for? 1248 01:58:00,236 --> 01:58:02,602 This lifestyle... this wealth... 1249 01:58:04,808 --> 01:58:05,502 for whom? 1250 01:58:10,346 --> 01:58:11,711 For me. 1251 01:58:15,852 --> 01:58:19,253 Go get dressed. 1252 01:58:36,639 --> 01:58:39,437 Matru... 1253 01:58:41,511 --> 01:58:42,637 Matru. 1254 01:58:42,912 --> 01:58:44,470 Are you an idiot or a coward? 1255 01:58:44,647 --> 01:58:45,511 Are you blind? 1256 01:58:45,682 --> 01:58:47,445 Or are you diseased? 1257 01:58:54,757 --> 01:58:56,622 l am Mao. 1258 01:59:32,729 --> 01:59:35,357 Look what l've found... 1259 01:59:36,799 --> 01:59:38,164 What is it? 1260 01:59:40,303 --> 01:59:42,134 See this! 1261 02:01:24,507 --> 02:01:26,634 Extend your right hand. 1262 02:02:42,251 --> 02:02:43,741 Please bring the bride. 1263 02:04:15,778 --> 02:04:17,473 Bijlee, are you ready? 1264 02:04:22,652 --> 02:04:23,619 Bijlee! 1265 02:04:31,661 --> 02:04:33,322 Bijlee, where are you? 1266 02:04:34,597 --> 02:04:35,791 Bijlee! 1267 02:04:52,648 --> 02:04:53,410 Bijlee! 1268 02:05:04,193 --> 02:05:04,522 Bijlee! 1269 02:05:07,630 --> 02:05:08,528 Bijlee! 1270 02:05:12,201 --> 02:05:12,599 Bijlee! 1271 02:05:22,912 --> 02:05:24,641 Daddy! 1272 02:05:26,282 --> 02:05:28,512 Cheers daddy! 1273 02:05:33,456 --> 02:05:35,481 l've been stuck in here for an hour... 1274 02:05:38,361 --> 02:05:39,760 Help me out, please. 1275 02:05:47,336 --> 02:05:49,861 Sorry... 1276 02:05:56,779 --> 02:05:58,508 What have you done? 1277 02:05:59,382 --> 02:05:59,780 What? 1278 02:06:02,251 --> 02:06:02,580 Oh! 1279 02:06:05,955 --> 02:06:07,252 The booze? 1280 02:06:13,529 --> 02:06:19,866 Now l know why you love alcohol so much. 1281 02:06:21,671 --> 02:06:25,437 The truth doesn't seem so bitter when you're drunk. 1282 02:06:26,609 --> 02:06:28,839 No pain... no sorrow... 1283 02:06:30,546 --> 02:06:33,276 lt's so much fun living a lie... 1284 02:06:34,784 --> 02:06:37,548 thanks to the booze. 1285 02:06:48,331 --> 02:06:49,423 Daddy... 1286 02:06:55,237 --> 02:07:02,769 You know, l even thought of committing suicide... 1287 02:07:08,217 --> 02:07:11,880 then l thought l might as well get married... 1288 02:07:12,521 --> 02:07:14,512 Same thing... 1289 02:07:19,895 --> 02:07:21,795 Never mind... 1290 02:07:33,542 --> 02:07:34,702 Let's go... 1291 02:07:41,884 --> 02:07:43,044 Thank you for coming. 1292 02:07:43,853 --> 02:07:46,845 Hello... 1293 02:07:49,358 --> 02:07:50,484 Oh... here... 1294 02:07:57,667 --> 02:07:58,691 Mom! 1295 02:08:05,274 --> 02:08:07,504 Hold this, please. 1296 02:08:07,576 --> 02:08:08,440 But... 1297 02:08:10,212 --> 02:08:15,844 Mom, your daughter-in-law is so uncouth. 1298 02:08:16,719 --> 02:08:18,619 So sorry l'm late! 1299 02:08:19,255 --> 02:08:20,813 - Where should l sit? - Go there. 1300 02:08:21,590 --> 02:08:22,113 There? 1301 02:08:22,324 --> 02:08:22,881 Sit here. 1302 02:08:23,592 --> 02:08:24,251 Shift. 1303 02:08:24,460 --> 02:08:26,291 But where? 1304 02:08:26,495 --> 02:08:27,757 l'll sit here. 1305 02:08:37,873 --> 02:08:40,671 You look handsome tonight! 1306 02:08:46,916 --> 02:08:48,781 Pundit sir... 1307 02:08:50,219 --> 02:08:52,380 begin the chant or... 1308 02:08:52,655 --> 02:08:54,145 the factory inauguration-- 1309 02:08:58,861 --> 02:08:59,828 Sorry! 1310 02:09:01,430 --> 02:09:05,662 l mean the wedding will get delayed. You bloody buffoon! 1311 02:09:08,571 --> 02:09:09,731 Get started, Pundit sir. 1312 02:10:11,801 --> 02:10:12,460 Hukum Singh! 1313 02:10:23,345 --> 02:10:25,939 Who put bottles of liquor all over the house? 1314 02:10:27,850 --> 02:10:28,839 Mao did. 1315 02:10:31,187 --> 02:10:32,484 And who is Mao? 1316 02:10:34,390 --> 02:10:34,913 l am. 1317 02:10:43,599 --> 02:10:46,796 lf your Mao, then l'm Veer Bhagat Singh! 1318 02:10:48,304 --> 02:10:50,568 lf you're a hammer, then l'm a sickle. 1319 02:10:51,807 --> 02:10:56,904 God to the farmers, Mao. 1320 02:10:57,546 --> 02:11:01,448 l grovel at your feet you bloody buffoon! 1321 02:11:03,352 --> 02:11:06,344 - Leave this one. - Give it to me! 1322 02:11:06,622 --> 02:11:07,714 You can take one! 1323 02:11:07,990 --> 02:11:08,979 Okay... this one. 1324 02:11:09,258 --> 02:11:09,656 No! 1325 02:11:11,493 --> 02:11:15,520 Take the one on your left, you're Mao after all. 1326 02:11:19,368 --> 02:11:21,632 But why hide it from me? 1327 02:11:22,805 --> 02:11:25,831 Why didn't you tell me that you're Mao? 1328 02:11:26,475 --> 02:11:27,737 l was... 1329 02:11:28,878 --> 02:11:31,438 waiting for diesel prices to go up. 1330 02:11:34,183 --> 02:11:37,243 Even the radish has shot through the roof. 1331 02:11:39,188 --> 02:11:41,656 Your aunt eloped with the watchman. 1332 02:11:41,724 --> 02:11:45,717 And my daughter is getting married today. 1333 02:11:52,568 --> 02:11:55,435 But the minister has not signed your file yet. 1334 02:12:15,457 --> 02:12:16,389 Hurry up. 1335 02:12:19,929 --> 02:12:20,827 Place the flowers... 1336 02:12:20,896 --> 02:12:22,488 Please stand for the seven steps. 1337 02:12:22,831 --> 02:12:23,559 Yes, okay... 1338 02:12:24,566 --> 02:12:28,195 Bijlee... wake up! 1339 02:12:28,270 --> 02:12:29,168 The steps. 1340 02:12:29,238 --> 02:12:29,829 What? 1341 02:12:29,939 --> 02:12:31,167 lt's the time for the seven steps! 1342 02:12:31,740 --> 02:12:32,604 Take the flowers. 1343 02:12:32,675 --> 02:12:34,336 Get up. 1344 02:12:34,910 --> 02:12:36,571 - Get up? - Yes. 1345 02:12:36,645 --> 02:12:37,509 Help me. 1346 02:12:39,715 --> 02:12:40,647 Careful! 1347 02:12:44,687 --> 02:12:46,712 Not that way... 1348 02:12:47,256 --> 02:12:48,450 Why didn't you say so. 1349 02:12:48,524 --> 02:12:50,389 - Sorry. - Let's start. 1350 02:13:03,272 --> 02:13:03,795 Look sweets! 1351 02:13:03,872 --> 02:13:05,703 No no... don't do that! 1352 02:13:09,278 --> 02:13:12,338 Stop right there. You bloody buffoon! 1353 02:13:14,216 --> 02:13:15,808 Daddy! 1354 02:13:30,432 --> 02:13:33,230 Stop it! You bloody buffoon! 1355 02:13:33,602 --> 02:13:34,330 Daddy... 1356 02:13:36,405 --> 02:13:37,235 My darling... 1357 02:13:37,306 --> 02:13:38,330 Bless me... 1358 02:13:40,743 --> 02:13:42,643 How many steps are complete? 1359 02:13:42,711 --> 02:13:45,305 Only four. 1360 02:13:46,181 --> 02:13:49,617 That was close... you bloody buffoon! 1361 02:13:50,719 --> 02:13:53,950 Anyway, better late than never. 1362 02:13:54,223 --> 02:13:56,350 What happened Mr. Mandola? 1363 02:13:59,228 --> 02:14:03,688 That which shouldn't have happened. 1364 02:14:06,335 --> 02:14:09,736 Gulabbo in... Harry out. 1365 02:14:12,574 --> 02:14:13,836 Just a minute! 1366 02:14:18,647 --> 02:14:21,548 First you sign the file... 1367 02:14:22,751 --> 02:14:24,878 then we move ahead. Bloody buffoon! 1368 02:14:30,626 --> 02:14:31,285 Are these real? 1369 02:14:31,360 --> 02:14:32,292 Yes! 1370 02:14:33,829 --> 02:14:34,591 Mom! 1371 02:14:36,198 --> 02:14:37,165 Pen. 1372 02:14:39,168 --> 02:14:41,329 You look hot! 1373 02:14:55,818 --> 02:14:57,786 What are you doing, Mr. Mandola? 1374 02:14:58,554 --> 02:14:59,748 l'm playing 1375 02:14:59,822 --> 02:15:02,256 People-Politician! Politician-People! 1376 02:15:05,360 --> 02:15:06,793 Alright, give me my pen back. 1377 02:15:07,329 --> 02:15:07,886 Stop it! 1378 02:15:08,931 --> 02:15:10,421 Stop it, Mr. Mandola! 1379 02:15:10,766 --> 02:15:12,893 People-Politician! Politician-People! 1380 02:15:16,438 --> 02:15:19,339 That is cops and robbers, not People-Politician. 1381 02:15:19,808 --> 02:15:21,503 Cops and robbers... 1382 02:15:21,643 --> 02:15:24,578 For the amusement of all gathered here 1383 02:15:25,280 --> 02:15:28,374 This is the tale of a crook 1384 02:15:28,450 --> 02:15:30,350 Lend me your ears 1385 02:15:30,419 --> 02:15:35,857 Here's how it goes 1386 02:15:37,226 --> 02:15:40,423 Politicians of all hues, use all their might 1387 02:15:40,496 --> 02:15:43,795 Walk all over the peasants, pocketing everything in sight 1388 02:15:49,304 --> 02:15:50,703 Sports scams and rail scams 1389 02:15:50,772 --> 02:15:53,866 Cops and ministers, hand in glove Laughing all the way to the bank 1390 02:15:53,909 --> 02:15:57,174 Telecom, airwaves, 3G, how hard it all sank 1391 02:15:57,246 --> 02:15:58,440 That's how it goes 1392 02:15:58,514 --> 02:15:59,811 The tale of a crook 1393 02:15:59,882 --> 02:16:01,440 The swindles and the scams 1394 02:16:01,517 --> 02:16:02,950 Oh how badly it stank 1395 02:16:29,278 --> 02:16:30,438 Madam... 1396 02:16:33,615 --> 02:16:36,641 Mr. Mandola. You are under arrest. 1397 02:16:39,388 --> 02:16:40,514 Come here you jerk! 1398 02:16:40,789 --> 02:16:41,813 Now! 1399 02:16:46,595 --> 02:16:48,927 What do you mean under arrest? 1400 02:16:49,198 --> 02:16:51,462 Section 290 clause 510... 1401 02:16:51,600 --> 02:16:55,161 consuming alcohol on a dry day and creating nuisance in public. 1402 02:16:55,904 --> 02:16:56,802 He is right. 1403 02:16:58,440 --> 02:17:00,169 You sellouts! 1404 02:17:02,878 --> 02:17:04,903 Leave him. 1405 02:17:05,180 --> 02:17:07,273 Let him go. 1406 02:17:08,350 --> 02:17:10,682 Daddy... 1407 02:17:17,492 --> 02:17:19,585 You've shown your true colours, finally. 1408 02:17:34,843 --> 02:17:37,710 There are only three steps left, complete them properly. 1409 02:17:39,281 --> 02:17:40,578 l don't want to get married. 1410 02:17:41,516 --> 02:17:44,610 You are drunk right now. 1411 02:17:45,420 --> 02:17:48,218 You can't decide what's right or wrong. 1412 02:17:49,625 --> 02:17:50,922 Like your father! 1413 02:17:51,226 --> 02:17:51,851 Daddy! 1414 02:17:55,330 --> 02:17:56,661 You better listen... 1415 02:17:56,732 --> 02:18:01,192 Or else your kids will laugh when they see your wedding video... 1416 02:18:01,270 --> 02:18:05,502 Oh! Mom got married in handcuffs. 1417 02:18:07,276 --> 02:18:08,402 Come dear. 1418 02:18:08,777 --> 02:18:14,716 Your tyranny We'll no longer heed 1419 02:18:24,793 --> 02:18:27,421 Our protest 1420 02:18:29,898 --> 02:18:32,230 We'll no longer cede 1421 02:18:43,412 --> 02:18:46,279 Your tyranny 1422 02:18:46,348 --> 02:18:48,578 We'll no longer heed 1423 02:18:48,850 --> 02:18:51,546 Our protest 1424 02:18:51,620 --> 02:18:53,349 We'll no longer cede 1425 02:18:54,423 --> 02:18:56,857 Your arms and sticks will no longer work 1426 02:18:56,925 --> 02:18:59,621 Your bullying and hectoring will no longer work 1427 02:18:59,695 --> 02:19:02,323 Your arms and sticks will no longer work 1428 02:19:02,397 --> 02:19:04,865 Your bullying and hectoring will no longer work 1429 02:19:04,933 --> 02:19:07,231 Let hammers bang 1430 02:19:07,302 --> 02:19:10,396 Hammers, Hammers, Let sickles clang 1431 02:19:10,472 --> 02:19:12,303 Plunderer, Out! Out! 1432 02:19:12,908 --> 02:19:14,671 Plunderer, Out! Out! 1433 02:19:21,483 --> 02:19:25,715 He who tills must own the soil 1434 02:19:31,593 --> 02:19:35,620 No big shot can force his wishes 1435 02:19:37,599 --> 02:19:39,567 lf the sugarcane's mine so are its pieces 1436 02:19:39,634 --> 02:19:42,467 Plunderer, Out! Out! 1437 02:19:42,504 --> 02:19:44,495 Plunderer, Out! Out! 1438 02:19:48,643 --> 02:19:51,441 The consequences of this will be dire, Harphool Singh Mandola! 1439 02:19:51,513 --> 02:19:53,481 You have no clue who you're messing with... 1440 02:19:53,548 --> 02:19:55,277 l'll make sure you rot in jail! 1441 02:19:56,785 --> 02:20:01,745 Once you're sober you'll come to me like a sad little puppy. 1442 02:20:03,492 --> 02:20:06,222 Get lost, you jerks! 1443 02:20:10,532 --> 02:20:13,194 You scoundrels! 1444 02:20:15,904 --> 02:20:18,464 You called me a sad little puppy? 1445 02:20:37,392 --> 02:20:38,256 Daddy! 1446 02:20:43,565 --> 02:20:45,658 l am such a bad father... 1447 02:20:46,935 --> 02:20:49,597 l was about to get you married to a beast. 1448 02:20:55,277 --> 02:20:56,608 Forgive me, my darling. 1449 02:20:58,513 --> 02:21:00,981 Now l'll get you married to a human being. 1450 02:21:01,450 --> 02:21:02,348 Come. 1451 02:21:02,984 --> 02:21:03,643 Who? 1452 02:21:04,453 --> 02:21:05,943 Who else but you. 1453 02:21:06,221 --> 02:21:08,280 Where is that Pundit? 1454 02:21:08,356 --> 02:21:09,880 l'm not a human being... 1455 02:21:12,561 --> 02:21:13,755 l'm a servant. 1456 02:21:16,798 --> 02:21:17,890 So what... 1457 02:21:24,272 --> 02:21:27,400 l wanted to be a servant's wife, since my childhood. 1458 02:21:28,710 --> 02:21:30,769 You fool, you can't marry a servant! 1459 02:21:31,813 --> 02:21:32,507 Why not? 1460 02:21:32,914 --> 02:21:35,382 Does a servant's wife have three udders? 1461 02:21:35,450 --> 02:21:36,712 Or four? 1462 02:21:43,592 --> 02:21:46,459 This man, your father. 1463 02:21:47,762 --> 02:21:50,390 He'll have us both killed tomorrow morning. 1464 02:21:50,565 --> 02:21:51,463 You get it? 1465 02:21:52,234 --> 02:21:54,828 And why would l do that? 1466 02:21:55,637 --> 02:21:57,366 Because you're drunk right now. 1467 02:21:59,508 --> 02:22:01,635 Remember what l said? 1468 02:22:01,910 --> 02:22:05,437 l'm not really who l seem to be. 1469 02:22:11,520 --> 02:22:13,488 l swore on Bijlee. 1470 02:22:15,524 --> 02:22:18,755 This poison would never go down my throat again. 1471 02:22:21,196 --> 02:22:23,357 You failed to notice, Matru! 1472 02:22:25,400 --> 02:22:27,368 The bottle's seal is intact. 1473 02:22:33,842 --> 02:22:35,400 l am not drunk. 1474 02:22:36,845 --> 02:22:38,540 You bloody buffoon! 1475 02:22:40,181 --> 02:22:40,943 Daddy. 1476 02:22:42,817 --> 02:22:44,444 Give me a hug! ={@